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tor*p*do

tor*p*do

Squarenose FTW
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Location
NW NC
and you can get crack with those Hos!
nah, craigslist ain't shady!

 
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OCD Solutions

OCD Solutions

Original, Clean and Dependable Solutions
Location
Rentz, GA
My wife applied for a Job on Craigslist and received this in return: (The job was a front desk receptionist at a Chiropractic clininc)

I got your resume and it has been reviewed, I did appreciate it. So I will give this a GO"

I'm looking for someone that can be trusted and reliable to work very well and with good understanding. This position is home-based and flexible, working with me is basically about instructions and following them,my only fear is that I may come at you impromptu sometimes, so I need someone who can be able to meet up with my irregular timings. As my Personal Assistant,your activities amongst other things will include;

*Running personal errands, supervisions and monitoring. Scheduling programmed, flights and keeping me
up to date with them.Acting as an alternative telephone correspondence while I'm away Making regular
contacts and drop-offs on my behalf. Handling and monitoring some of my financial activities..
Basic wage is $500 Weekly

I'm sure you'll understand I intend to have a very busy schedule at this point..I am presently in Mexico, I will be back in Two Weeks.
I think you're the right person for this position,Please note that this position is not office based for now because of my frequent travels and tight schedules, it's a part-time work from home and the flexibility means that there will be busier weeks than others, so it's a little difficult judging the exact number of hours you'll be doing per week.If you can manage your time properly,this job may even give you some extras while you do something else on the side. Like i said, I'd want us to get a head START with things as soon as possible.I do have lots of works piled up presently and a number of unattended chores which you can immediately assist me with, I hope we can meet up with the workload eventually. Permit me to use the coming week to test your efficiency and diligence towards all this, also to work out your time schedule and fit it to mine. I really need to find the perfect person for this job, I'm confident you can take up the challenge and on the long run we should have a relatively sound working relationship between us.. I'm online most of the time as I am hard of hearing so I prefer we contact each other through E-mails,but if there is need for me to call, I will do that and i will be glad you are willing to work with me and I promise to be a good boss. I am also glad on the commitment in working.I have been checking my files and what i need you to do for this week is to run some errands out to some of the orphanage home because it happens every month.


Payment:
A payment inform of a Cashier Check/Money Order will be sent over to you from one of my clients and i
have some lists to email you once you received the funds.The check will be in the amount of your money for the first week and money for orphanage home.You will deduct $500 which is your payment for the first week and have all the rest of the money sent to the Orphanage home via western union or money gram.If you are OK with my terms and condition,I will need you to provide me with the information stated below:

Full Name:
Address(No P O Box):
City:
State:
Zip code:
Phone number: (Cell and Home)
Sex(M/F):
Age:
Present Job :
Email:

If interested a swift acknowledgment of the receipt of this email will be appreciated.
Regards.



Alex Montijo
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SUPERJET-113

SUPERJET-113

GASKETS FOR CHAMP BRAP!
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Location
Lake Havasu City, AZ USA
My latest... He doesnt ask if the specific item is available, just like Matt says.

Him:
Is the listed advert still for sale?
Bruno

Me:
Still have what for sale?

Him:
Is the listed advert still for sale?
Bruno

Me:
Email me your phone number if your interested.

Him:
Sorry for the late response. Please I don't have time to come have a
look cause of my Job transfer, I'll take care of that by engaging the
services of a mover but I'll be sending a certified check to cover
the cost and it'll be delivered via United Parcel Service(FEDEX), so
I'll need you to provide me with the following information below to
facilitate the mailing of the check, be aware that FEDEX does not
deliver to P.O box addresses..

1.Your full name
2.Your mailing address be it residential or office
3.Your cellphone number.
4.Final Price

I'll have my mover come over for the pick up as soon as you have
cashed the check. I'll appreciate it if you take down the ad from CL
so as to be rest assured that I'm in hold of the item, I hope to read
from you shortly.

Best Regard
Bruno
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L M F A O!
So retarded!
 
98gti

98gti

C@R H@ul3R
Location
NW FL
Well I didnt get scammed tonight, but I had some stupid mexican that cant speak hardly any english call and say he was on his way to buy some rims I have on CL, this guy has been buggin me for 2 weeks. Called at 4:45 and said he was 8 miles away, at 5:15 I call no answer, then at 5:30 i call again with no answer and left a less than nice message, so he was a no show. What the hell is wrong with people, what do they have to gain? All I know is that this guys about to have to get a new phone number in a few days, it will be on CL nationwide in the free section. And if he calls tomorrow they are an extra $50 bucks for wasting my time.
 
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