Team CRAMMIT C/F HULL !!!

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GIL

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I've seen it! Everyone else sucks! Ha Ha! I ordered mine today. I'm one of the 29. I rule. The rest of you haters have just never tried Team Crammit.

Shane, glad you could make it down to the shed today to see the operation live and in person. The hull you purchased IS going to be the best in the world when you get it!
 
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wsuwrhr

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I guess so. Some people here. I offer to make knock off's of your cases and then build lots of hype and sell lots of them and give you no credit whatsoever and you can't even ship me the materials? WOW.


I offered to pay for thew materials rather than ship them....sheesh.

Fine, I'll ship them to you.


Brian
 
Can you call me again that we can go over the details of my special "PIMP EDITION" with the see thru hood and LED's from the inside for engine glow and along the siderails.. ??
 

Matt_E

steals hub caps from cars
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Yo what's the deal? I paid for this three days ago, you refuse to answer your phone, and the hull isn't here yet!

WTF?
 

Shonuff

I've got the glow
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Memphis
How big's the scupper? What are my foothold options? What's the exhaust made of? How many pissers are standard?
 

vitaly

Анархия - мать порядка!
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WTF is going on? Seriously, I've been away for a while, what did I miss?
And no, I haven't seen Mark at the places I visited.

P.S. Only NJ/NY and AL residents are allowed to PM me. All the others who PM me are to be executed in a timely manner.
 

WFO Speedracer

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Scratch that I am now building my own line of hulls as well. My company will be called Team Shill, my main product will be an all Carbon Fibber hull, yes it looks like carbon fiber but isn't really, I will send you a couple of free cases of slim fast to make up the weight difference. Unlike everyone elses products mine will provide a weight difference you can actually see and feel.
 
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GIL

Power In The Hands Of Few
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Cullman AL
Can you call me again that we can go over the details of my special "PIMP EDITION" with the see thru hood and LED's from the inside for engine glow and along the siderails.. ??

Just call the shop-1-888-555-1212

Yo what's the deal? I paid for this three days ago, you refuse to answer your phone, and the hull isn't here yet!

WTF?

You are getting the best hull ever and you are acting like a spoiled little brat! It is coming someday!

How big's the scupper? What are my foothold options? What's the exhaust made of? How many pissers are standard?
The scupper is BIG, the footholds hold your feet in place-that is the options, the exhaust is made of whatever you want it to be made of.
 

GIL

Power In The Hands Of Few
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Cullman AL
i heard it had 10 pissers

For a additional charge.

WTF is going on? Seriously, I've been away for a while, what did I miss?
And no, I haven't seen Mark at the places I visited.

P.S. Only NJ/NY and AL residents are allowed to PM me. All the others who PM me are to be executed in a timely manner.

You are the only one here not being a whiny lil bytch and for that you might actually get a hull.

Someday

Scratch that I am now building my own line of hulls as well. My company will be called Team Shill, my main product will be an all Carbon Fibber hull, yes it looks like carbon fiber but isn't really, I will send you a couple of free cases of slim fast to make up the weight difference. Unlike everyone elses products mine will provide a weight difference you can actually see and feel.

F U Terry Mosley!!! After all that we have done for you! We have supplied you with PRO level equipment for many years now and this is the thanks we get? WTF? It's people like you that give our SPORT a bad name! You will wish you had not burned this bridge when you see who our BIG named rider is!!!
 

Big Kahuna

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Screw this one. I am ordering one of those new TRICK Hulls. It comes with everything you need.

20 s/y of Carbon/Kevlar/20 OZ Unobtanium weave mixture
1 - 30 Gallon drum of vinylester epoxy with 10 gal of part B (what ever that does, maybe it is just some extra stuff and I wont need to use any of it)

A full drawing on how to make a mold.
Instructions on how the get the pump to line up.
2 rubber maid 1 pint containers to mold handholds.
3 pcs PVC tubes (2 1/2", 1 1/4" & 1/2")
5 pcs of 1/2 flat steel plate with no holes. (No idea what that is for)
1 Gal of Elmers Glue.

There are at least 50, no 60 of these out there already.

Oh, I have to pic up drywall screws at lowes for assembly, (Shhhh, I can steal those from work)
 

Matt_E

steals hub caps from cars
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at peace
You are getting the best hull ever and you are acting like a spoiled little brat! It is coming someday!


Alright, you guys are the best ever! I am so stoked over you revolutionizing the hull market!!!
What else you got in the works?
 

WFO Speedracer

A lifetime ban is like a lifetime warranty !
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For a additional charge.



You are the only one here not being a whiny lil bytch and for that you might actually get a hull.

Someday



F U Terry Mosley!!! After all that we have done for you! We have supplied you with PRO level equipment for many years now and this is the thanks we get? WTF? It's people like you that give our SPORT a bad name! You will wish you had not burned this bridge when you see who our BIG named rider is!!!

See I thought I was the big named rider, when I found out it was someone else I said F that, I am building my own sheet dawg ! :drive:
 

GIL

Power In The Hands Of Few
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Cullman AL
Screw this one. I am ordering one of those new TRICK Hulls. It comes with everything you need.

20 s/y of Carbon/Kevlar/20 OZ Unobtanium weave mixture
1 - 30 Gallon drum of vinylester epoxy with 10 gal of part B (what ever that does, maybe it is just some extra stuff and I wont need to use any of it)

A full drawing on how to make a mold.
Instructions on how the get the pump to line up.
2 rubber maid 1 pint containers to mold handholds.
3 pcs PVC tubes (2 1/2", 1 1/4" & 1/2")
5 pcs of 1/2 flat steel plate with no holes. (No idea what that is for)
1 Gal of Elmers Glue.

There are at least 50, no 60 of these out there already.

Oh, I have to pic up drywall screws at lowes for assembly, (Shhhh, I can steal those from work)

So you saw the wood screws too??? I almost died laughing when I saw that pic. I did not and do not have the heart to post it up in that thread.
 

GIL

Power In The Hands Of Few
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Cullman AL
Alright, you guys are the best ever! I am so stoked over you revolutionizing the hull market!!!
What else you got in the works?

Did u see the pics of the knock off engines? Gonna be the best ever 7 port design. We know it's gonna be the bet because we are saying it's gonna be the best!
 

WFO Speedracer

A lifetime ban is like a lifetime warranty !
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Alabama
This is my new idea, instead of just selling you a hull, I am going to offer a two week course, for only $2500.00 you get my personal instruction while you build your own hull under my supervision, that way when it turns out all :):):):)ty and doesn't float and breaks in half, I will just say you didn't follow instructions properly, not my fault.

Team Shill,all the way to the bank mofo's $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
 
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