********.... now why would I come to this boring a$$ island? I would never be caught dead at a place like this.... OH ******** wait a second... I am in half of the picts he posted. Oh well.. Guess I may as well go again this year !
11) Do not have relations with a 5' tall 300lb troll and blame it on the alcohol
12) Take the taxi's with the lights, music and "pole" in the middle. You may see some acrobatic moves by intoxicated women who fail to realize they are school teachers in real life and suddenly think they are...
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