does your ski have a name??

[ohell]

am i the only moron that does this?? maybe i do have issues

95 hx = idiot :headbang:
00 rx = kinch :bs2:
01 xp = loser :aargh4:
04 sxr = ohell :Banane36: actually it's ohell-II but ohell-I was quartered

 

[Waste Land]

97 SJ = Tom Hanks

Can anyone guess why?

 

[LBE]

97 SJ = Tom Hanks

Can anyone guess why?

(In Forest Gump voice) The most beautiful name in the whole wide world; Jenny
Am I close?




I call my B1 "big piece of crap"

My FX1 I call "What the hell was I thinking?"

When they sit on the trailer I call the whole thing "Money pit"

 

[Eleven]

All my skis have been named after Jamiroquai songs

STXR is "supersonic"
XP is "king for a day"
SJ is "high times"
SXR is "cosmic girl"

 

[Frosty]

My 2001 superjet has two names:

When I land a BR it's my "baby"...

When I crash and burn it's my "stupid jet"...

Although, the last one is really unfair, as it's not my baby's fault I crash and burn... :17: :17: :17:

 

[Superjet3]

When its running : Piece of ****
When its Broken : Hunk of ****

 

[waxhead]

i call mine
The ski

 

[Big Kahuna]

everybody but me calls mine "Ronald", Have no idea why?

 

[DLMB12]

Modded B1: Silver Bullet
Stock B1: The Stocker

 

[michael950]

everybody but me calls mine "Ronald", Have no idea why?

I thought McDonald's was getting renovated?

 

[ketsair]

i call mine a superjet...took me freaking forever to come up with that name:biggrin:

 

[CG Racing]

Had a 750sx once, it was real beat up, but i never had to do any thing to. I owened it for 5 years and never changed the plugs. We called it G-Fab (Ghetto Faboulous). I call the SX-R Shamoo because it's so big heavy and stupid. Don't really have a name for my SJ, maybee neverending story or Gold digger:Banane01:

 

[The Penguin]

I call all mine the same:

sunovabitch!

 

[steve802cc]

Pretty much anything I'm riding ends up being called team ugly.
If the Lamey motor is running really well sometimes I call it the Beast. This usually happens when I'm tired and playing in lake chop and the ski is beating me senseless.
Steve

 

[yamaslut]

I didn't name it but my last ski was "The Yellow Submarine"

 

[kingnothing3]

hmm never really thought about it. But i might just start naming mine Chuck Norris because it has an urge to splash innicent bystanders!

 

[orange flattop freestyler]

Mines the orange tampon

 

[yamaslut]

hmm never really thought about it. But i might just start naming mine Chuck Norris because it has an urge to splash innicent bystanders!

my new ski will be named Mr. T....

once my ski pittied another ski so hard it burst into flames and disentigrated right there in front everyone.... :bigeyes: :bigeyes: :bigeyes: :bigeyes:

All the yellow.... that's gold nigga...

 

[botizzle]

I sometimes call both my skis "my weapons" :headbang:

 

[kawirider00]

When its running : Piece of ****
When its Broken : Hunk of ****

very close to what i say to mine except the stars go on for some time