- Location
- Cleveland Ohio
Hilarious thread of nonjetskiers talking about standups
- Thread starter djkorn1
- Start date
DAG
Yes, my balls tickled from that landing
- Location
- Charlotte, NC
OMG thank you!!
swapmeet
Brotastic
- Location
- Arlington TX
That gave me tired head trying to read all the bickering.
- Location
- Visalia
i cant read all that.... it hurts to much lol
Quinc
Buy a Superjet
- Location
- California
Just need a stock superjet and to not be fat.
"I've had superjets since 1998 when I was ten. I've had at least seven, including my 2013 and 2014 which are on the dock hoist right now. I've registered every single one here in Michigan.
I'm 6'3", 190 pounds, so I can't get a stock one to do a backflip, but with weight modifications, and some work by Group K, even I can do a single back flip. Lighter guys can do back flips off wake on a stock superjet. If you notice, this guy is on flat water, that simply takes lots of low end torque, and a big ol' power impeller. A ski like shown in this video probably doesn't go over 40mph, but it gets there in a hurry."
"I've had superjets since 1998 when I was ten. I've had at least seven, including my 2013 and 2014 which are on the dock hoist right now. I've registered every single one here in Michigan.
I'm 6'3", 190 pounds, so I can't get a stock one to do a backflip, but with weight modifications, and some work by Group K, even I can do a single back flip. Lighter guys can do back flips off wake on a stock superjet. If you notice, this guy is on flat water, that simply takes lots of low end torque, and a big ol' power impeller. A ski like shown in this video probably doesn't go over 40mph, but it gets there in a hurry."
- Location
- Oceanside, CA
Pretty much sounds like this place
Captain PegLeg
GJP
- Location
- Villa Rica, Ga
I almost choked on my oatmeal........ LOL
- Location
- Stouffville, Ontario
That was painful to skim through.
Big Kahuna
Administrator
- Location
- Tuscaloosa, AL
My head hurts.
Ducky
Back in the game!
- Location
- Charlotte, NC
tl;dr
SXIPro
JM781 Big Bore
- Location
- Here on the 'X' mostly
My favorite:
god forbid your out trying to enjoy a ride on your sunfish...
god forbid your out trying to enjoy a ride on your sunfish...
LOL
[–]johnbentley 2 points 8 days ago
*Ode To A Jet-Ski Person*
Jet-ski person, selfish fink,
May your silly jet-ski sink,
May you hit a pile of rocks,
Oh Hoonish, summer, coastal pox.
Noisy, smoking, dickhead fool
On your loathsome leisure tool,
Give us all a jolly lark
And sink beside a hungry shark.
Scream as in its fangs you go,
Your last attention-seeking show,
While on the beach we all join in
With ‘Three cheers for the dorsal fin!’
– Michael Leunig –
[–]johnbentley 2 points 8 days ago
*Ode To A Jet-Ski Person*
Jet-ski person, selfish fink,
May your silly jet-ski sink,
May you hit a pile of rocks,
Oh Hoonish, summer, coastal pox.
Noisy, smoking, dickhead fool
On your loathsome leisure tool,
Give us all a jolly lark
And sink beside a hungry shark.
Scream as in its fangs you go,
Your last attention-seeking show,
While on the beach we all join in
With ‘Three cheers for the dorsal fin!’
– Michael Leunig –
- Location
- Atlanta, GA
well guys, after reading that thread i'm convinced.... going to sell my ski and take up freestyle canoeing.
makejetskiinggreatagain
Brandon
"These are super jets, made out of carbon fiber and just the hull can cost you $9k."
He must be referring to the 2016's that are supposed to have lots of changes
He must be referring to the 2016's that are supposed to have lots of changes
Big Kahuna
Administrator
- Location
- Tuscaloosa, AL
2 minutes was all I could take... dying a slow death sitting at a bar drinking a beer in honor of a friend that died a few years ago. Then I see this. OMG
- Location
- Atlanta, GA
It could be worse. You could be there in person watching your kid compete. I get unconditional love for you kids and what their in to... but this... I'd "accidentally" let that canoe fly off the top of the truck on the interstate and get obliterated by a semi
- Location
- buffalo ny
I found my new riding gear for the season. Forget a jetpilot vest... I'm going to mens warehouse
I tried to tell people that that ski was not a superjet in that thread.. did not work at all.
makejetskiinggreatagain
Brandon
What do you mean that wasnt a superjet!?!?! lol
cookn
Kamikaze
- Location
- where you live
Hey! This is my sport!!! No, that looks like a fully custom hull. That ain't no Superjet. Looked like a foot rocket, could also be a few other nichey hull makers. Furthermore, judging by the sound, quick throttle response, and instant aerials, this is probably a $20k ski. The power factor pipe alone costs $1500, if you can find one. My damn factory pipe on my Superjet costs $800 brand new.. My dual flowmasters in my Tahoe cost less...
Hahaha I had to stop here at the flowmasters on my tahoe
Hahaha I had to stop here at the flowmasters on my tahoe