650/X-2 This Craigslist find is awesome!

[MarkP]

Redneck engineering at its finest!
http://mobile.craigslist.org/boa/4619235745.html

 

[EfX]

That ad is hilarious!

 

[McDog]

Lol

 

[b.lee]

"This ain't no fishin' boat but it's been hauling pink-snapper for years."

 

[whitca]

Too funny!

 

[OCD Solutions]

We gotta capture that writeup for posterity, lol.

1984 Kawasaki X2 with a 18 horse outboard Johnson. Sumbeech will fly. Nicknamed the honey hauler for a good reason. Float up to the beach on this bad boy and the hoes will flock. Happens to me every year. Every summer it's the same old thing, give me a ride they ask.. "I'll take my bikini top off they say, but it doesn't end there." With this 1984 saki powered by a 18 hp two stroke Johnson, you'll feel like breaking bad mixing the oil and gasoline. Plus that extra seat and power means you can load this baby up with all the biggest beach whales... (Trust me, I know.)

This wave slammer hauls!! If the girl doesn't take her top off, that's ok cause the wind will blow it off for sure. 40 year old virgin? Girlfriend of wife cut you off at home? No problem. This is the ship for you. Built in 1984, the engineers had poon magnet clearly on the build sheet. This ain't no fishin' boat but it's been hauling pink-snapper for years. This is a bachelors dream right here and you won't find a better price for this mini-yacht - one easy payment of $650. I hate to see her go but it's time to let some other guy take this gem down to tuna town.

This boat will make her wet, guys...

 

[tor*p*do]

A for salesmanship
F for the product

 

[Lumpy]

Take that sumbeech down to tuna town

 

[Pablo]

Take that sumbeech down to tuna town

That's one helluva destination. It's always warm there.

 

[Yamakel]

what the H

 

[mxcrazy012]

did anybody call and see if it was real? lol

 

[2smoker119]

That was actually produced, it's called a hydrocycle, not redneck engineered (unless you consider the HydroCycle engineers rednecks lol). One of the first "pwcs."