2009 Smith Lake Assault Part I

GIL

Power In The Hands Of Few
Location
Cullman AL
Now that all yall been post dumpin on me, LOL,

news flash-there will not be 35.00 wrist bands at the Smith Lake Assault this year(unless Shonuff says there will be). The itinerary is as follows-
show up w/u get here
tell lies
ride
ride
puke
gas up
ride
eat
ride and puke at the same time
ride
ride
tell lies
load up
grill out
Lil Jared chases will Bill's daughter
eat
redneck bitch fight
eat sleep
get up ride
tell lies
gas up
ride
ride
ride
puke
eat ride and puke at the same time
ride
ride
load up
tell final lies
go home

If u eat your food-it's free-if you eat Baby John's BBQ-it's 5.00 per head per meal.
 
about the same for the gadsden ride other than we may fire off the big grill. also, you must have the ass in tack on your shorts. a few of you may want to bring some warming gell
 

WFO Speedracer

A lifetime ban is like a lifetime warranty !
Location
Alabama
Now that all yall been post dumpin on me, LOL,

news flash-there will not be 35.00 wrist bands at the Smith Lake Assault this year(unless Shonuff says there will be). The itinerary is as follows-
show up w/u get here
tell lies
ride
ride
puke
gas up
ride
eat
ride and puke at the same time
ride
ride
tell lies
load up
grill out
Lil Jared chases will Bill's daughter
eat
redneck bitch fight
eat sleep
get up ride
tell lies
gas up
ride
ride
ride
puke
eat ride and puke at the same time
ride
ride
load up
tell final lies
go home

If u eat your food-it's free-if you eat Baby John's BBQ-it's 5.00 per head per meal.


The itinerary for the Lake Martin ride will be pretty much the same,substitute B B"s BBQ for Baby Johns though lol.If you want wrist bands I will be glad to sell you them for a discount rate of $15.00, they don't get you in anywhere or let you do anything that anyone else can't do but you will look really ghey wearing one and we will all laugh at you all for only $15.00,you can't beat that deal with a stick.
 
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GIL

Power In The Hands Of Few
Location
Cullman AL
the itinerary for the lake martin ride will be pretty much the same,substitute b b"s bbq for baby johns though lol.if you want wrist bands i will be glad to sell you them for a discount rate of $15.00, they don't get you in anywhere or let you do anything that anyone else can't do but you will look really ghey wearing one and we will all laugh at you all for only $15.00,you can't beat that deal with a stick.


dibs
 

FreestyleFreak

Region 7 AM Freestyle
Location
615
haha you boys crack me up.

But the river fest sound like a friggin great weekend to do it,i love marshall tucker band!
 
it will be her friend keefer...get you mind out of the gutter....jered better bring some gel like cliff said....i'm bringing my gun on the ride...:chairshot:
 

STEELDOGG

Hi Ho Silver!
Location
Birmingham, AL
it will be her friend keefer...get you mind out of the gutter....jered better bring some gel like cliff said....i'm bringing my gun on the ride...:chairshot:


Now, now Bill. Just put a rubber band around his cods, it'll be alot more entertaining to watch him run around than to see him be shot.:burnout:
 
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