Aint nothin to derail!
OP made an urgent plea for help. He needed potted cylinders NOW. And he got tons of help on what he needs to do to make his boat rip.
He came to a community with a well established culture with an assumption that it will bend over backwards to accomodate his needs, which appear to be with out humor.
Hes lucky, back in my Unix/Linux tinkering days I was shunned from the start on a board because i disrespected the rest of them with a similar style post. "Please help asap my Lan card wont work etc". I had the audacity to ask before doing any research myself, and to those dudes you basically dont exist when you start off like that. God forbid you make a spelling error on a forum like that.
This is the most layed back niche forum ever, if OP doesn't like it thats too bad. Like BK said lifes too short, have fun with it