bad break up letter

[SurferSmurf]

dear type 4 dry pipe. i have decided that we can no longer be involved with each other. (sniff sniff) it has been a good relationship untill this past year. (sniff sniff) i keep giving and giving and you never give back. since you decided to stop putting out and start F'ing up my free time and my ski, i have come to the conclusion that we should part ways. i decided i would be better off with your sister, the b-pipe. yah i know it will cost me more up front but in the end she will put out more and give more to the relationship plus she is not such a fat a$$. i'm sorry i had to end it so abruptly and i do apoligize but i think junkyardJ will be able to provide you with the kind of relationship you can handle. surfersmurf.

 

[MADMAT]

LMFAO!!! Hallelujah!! I never liked that bitch anyway!

 

[Bigfish]

:lmao:

 

[junkyardj]

too funny man!

 

[kawyjunki]

That a boy, it's for the Best, I mean BRAP:biggthumpup:

 

[SurferSmurf]

too funny man!

she's all yours. you can have that beeoch!

 

[tbaer]

that is some funny chit!:439:

 

[CeNtErLiNe]

Smurf, you make me proud of you. Welcome to the B side!

 

[QuickMick]

Once you Brap a big ole fat A$$ you will never go back....

 

['Crockett]

I'm still riding one of her sisters . . . . . been bangin' it like a screen door in a hurricane ! . . . . .

I like my type 4 . . . . . . . I keep sayin' I'm gonna put the "B" pipe back on but . . . . . meh, someday.

 

[LBE]

You should keep the type 4 for backup. Though "B" has never failed, it is always nice to have a back up option. Like an ex-girlfriend.

 

[Motorheads5]

You should keep the type 4 for backup. Though "B" has never failed, it is always nice to have a back up option. Like an ex-girlfriend.

Unless you got class. LMao Smurf you rock.

 

[SurferSmurf]

You should keep the type 4 for backup. Though "B" has never failed, it is always nice to have a back up option. Like an ex-girlfriend.

i wont ever go back to that sorry beeotch. she has stabbed me in the back to many times. besides i have a NEW b-pipe on its way next week a flow control valve and i'm workin on getting carb specs.

to bad i needed the money i got for the type 4. cuz madmatt and i were gonna take her out back like old yeller and hose here down with some .223 rounds. :AR15firing: :AR15firing:

 

[junkyardj]

if it gives me the same problems this is what she will get

 

[Moondance]

Once you Brap a big ole fat A$$ you will never go back....

says he who braps a fat ass:naughty:

 

[QuickMick]

says he who braps a fat ass:naughty:

You cant handle the BRAP from a big fat ass.

 

[Moondance]

You cant handle the BRAP from a big fat ass.

hmmm... let me think:scratchchin:

Yes, I believe I have, in fact, on more than one occassion :headbang:

 

[junkyardj]

o god i dont think i can take another one of these threads:tomato:

 

[firemedicmonkey]

about freaking time... I only get 12 days to ride every month when I am home and you spend like 11.5 working on that stupid pipe... Plus I almost drowned trying to get back to the launch on reserve when you bailed on us last week! Get that pipe and be ready when I get back in September!

 

[SurferSmurf]

if it gives me the same problems this is what she will get

oh no you dont, you get it back to ohio and we shoot that beeotch and melt her down.