Braptopia - what would it be like?

[SJBrit]

My original definition from P-Diddy's BRAP thread:

Braptopia - A mythical place where the waves are always six feet, with 10 second spacing and glassy water between, the water temperature is 75 degrees, and where nude sunbathing is legal, but only for attractive women.

And Scott's addition:

bpipes grow on trees
100 octane is regular
15 foot water depth at any point

So what other features would Braptopia have?

 

[Boris]

"the water temperature is 75 degrees"

Are you NUTS ??

That's frigid winter for me.
How about a nice 90 degrees, that's just about perfect.

 

[SJBrit]

"the water temperature is 75 degrees"

Are you NUTS ??

That's frigid winter for me.
How about a nice 90 degrees, that's just about perfect.

Our water is 90 too - too warm! It's nice to get cooled by the water when you get in (and better for cooling motors...!)

 

[Boris]

Our water is 90 too - too warm! It's nice to get cooled by the water when you get in (and better for cooling motors...!)

Yea, might be better for the motor but I'm a pu$$y.

6 years in SWFL will do that to you.:biggrin:

 

[bad93blaster]

"the water temperature is 75 degrees"

Are you NUTS ??

That's frigid winter for me.
How about a nice 90 degrees, that's just about perfect.

i have never ridden in water that warm(75 degrees)

 

[meatball]

"carbon is not overpriced and depleted everywhere
Waterdawg kustomz is reachable and ships next day via overnight
All custom hulls take 3 business days to get to your door and 1 to build them
And Lamey's come standard on the SJ"

 

[groaty]

the new x2 is sold in all the local coner stores for a buck
94 octane is .75 a gallon

 

[Moondance]

-If you do lawn dart, gentle ocean sand hands reach up to catch you.
-No skis ever get broken & no motor ever seizes.
-Gas & oil are FREE


And there's a Walgreens open 24 hours a day:biggrin:

 

[Waste Land]

MSD Enhancers Dont quit! MSD openly admits there use to be a problem and to make it up they are giving you $100 plus your new enhancer.

SJBrit lives next door to do your glass work as its needed.

Their will be a strip club, liquor store, and a powersports shop across the street from the launch...and it will still be a nice neighborhood.

No one shall bitch about me "making sure my skis gonna run today before i go any further" at 6am

My girlfriend will understand the concept of timing wakes finally....not only that but she will no longer bitch about water in her eyes/nose. Only under the circumstance of eating udder ******** will she complain about it.

All motos will be full....free style class will have atleast 7 people at each race in all regions

5050s/sprung monkeys/ball breakers will no longer hurt your balls

The AWA kicks ass hippies ass on site

......aHHHHHH

 

[parrdaddy]

I don't know........how about some HOT nurses to care for you when you stuff up your foot......................:Banane01:

And on that idea, how about some softer water :haha: ....or a parachute :cheer:

 

[Waste Land]

All big ********ing cruisers will have motivational personell aborad(MILFs)

How wings are at every gas station(and they are best quality) and sell for $.25 a pound.

Kathy caters all events everyday

There will be an panel of judges at all events not just picked from the crowd.

Porting is sold late night on info commericals

Xmetal handle poles are handed out at $5 a setup form ice cream man trucks

 

[Moondance]

Penguin could get his nut off.....bwaaaaaaaaaaa:sneaky:

 

[Waste Land]

Penguin could get his nut off.....bwaaaaaaaaaaa:sneaky:

I just died!:biggthumpup:

 

[The Penguin]

watch it shorty! :biggrin:

what's this free gas & oil?

ski's would run on water. salt or fresh it don't matter

no rinse down needed cause nothing would ever corrode or oxidize

 

[groaty]

marine patrol is only there to take pictures of you doing tricks so you can have a potfolio at the days end.

 

[RyanO]

log jumps DO NOT break new sponsons.

turbo's do not LAG.

hulls come with a flap underneathe for any dropped tools or nuts/bolts. but does not hinder performance.

all companies pulled there heads together and fixed stupid little things on their ski's.. (reinforcing superjet).. putting pin for nose of SXR/Hydrospace. putting xmetal poles on EVERYTHING.. even sitdowns.

 

[cambo au]

every jet ski rider started on a stand up and only ride couches because they are to old or have to take the family out
if you own a jet ski the unions say you work less hours so you can ride more

 

[SJBrit]

hulls come with a flap underneathe for any dropped tools or nuts/bolts. but does not hinder performance.

LOL!! That would be great :biggthumpup:

 

[sflsurfrider]

all couchers become quadruple amputees and all of there couches go to the recycle yard, melted down and the leftover raw material goes into this machine that stamps out SJs like the wax figure machines that you see at rest stops near popular tourist attractions and theme parks.

 

[SuperJETT]