Carnage to yourself, what have you walked away from?

[ski4]

but the water craft officer chasing me around trying to force me to go to the hospital was worse lol

 

[Sanoman]

This past Monday going to work.Forty feet from the intersection the turn in to McDonalds.The lady in front of me decides to turn in.BAM, l a$$ end her.Not much damage,but what was funny was l asked her if she had any injuries."Oh my neck is very sore!" B!tch,that won't hurt until later.There won't be to much problem from that.We both have the same insurance company! Ha
Funny thing was,both air bags deployed.l wasn't going any faster than 20-25 mph.Does anyone know what the speed is you have to be going before deployment???(min speed)

 

[jerzyjet]

what kinda car??? I've seen cars come thru my shop..lady bumped a curb while parking and blew all passenger side airbags. Front, Side Curtain, and seat belt tensioners blew apart. You bump a shopping cart with an older saturn and they'll blow!

 

[Sanoman]

99 Astro cargo van.

 

[Pro-pulsion]

Hmm, here's mine. Got hit by a small car, and walked away with a broken leg. Set it myself and went to the doctor 11 days later. He said I did a good job, and gave me crutches - no cast.

Also smashed my front teeth through my lower lip with my handlebars racing snowcross. Refused stitches at hospital and walked out.

Who needs doctors, anyway

Right on! If we could all set the bones that fall apart we'd be laughing. I just seen a pic of some dude at a stand-up event that broke his shin and put the bone outside of the leg. THAT would really suck! I would expect him to let somebody else work on that one lol.

 

[snowxr]

I must have jinxed myself. Last week my son (2 1/2yr old) fell into the corner of a wall and needed stitches on his forehead. He was tough, as usual, and only cried for about 4 minutes. We got to the hospital, and he wanted to play cars before we even saw the doctor.

So the stitches came out monday, and he's fine. Then Thursday while getting him into my parent's car to go spend the night, I went to tighten the straps on his seat. Well wouldn't you know it....CRACK. Guess what.. I FRACTURE A RIB. WTF??? On a stupid car seat! So either I don't know my own strength, or I need a calcium suplement..

 

[Fro Diesel]

This past Monday going to work.Forty feet from the intersection the turn in to McDonalds.The lady in front of me decides to turn in.BAM, l a$$ end her.Not much damage,but what was funny was l asked her if she had any injuries."Oh my neck is very sore!" B!tch,that won't hurt until later.There won't be to much problem from that.We both have the same insurance company! Ha
Funny thing was,both air bags deployed.l wasn't going any faster than 20-25 mph.Does anyone know what the speed is you have to be going before deployment???(min speed)

not sure but a buddy and i nailed a deer at 55 but slowed to 35 or more. No airbags but it totalled the vehicle. 98 mazda single cab trk.

 

[Pro-pulsion]

I have a new one, I just had my bottom wisdom teeth removed a week ago this past Friday, from what I was told by a couple of friends that were there to take me home I almost died in the operating office. They lost my vitals several times, I had a serious reaction to the local anesthetic, my body temp went through the roof, my blood pressure kept falling off and my heart beats per minute averaged around 50. They said it was supposed to be a 45 minute operation, I ended up not even being able to leave until 3.5 hours later.

 

[ger87410]

Litocaine wasn't good enough for you? :jester:

I still remember my right side wisdom teeth removal. No stories as glamorous as your's, but a tiny piece broke off the tooth and is still in my jaw. It also was a 3 hour operation on account of a tooth being impacted.

 

[CARBONX2]

Lost control of car at 80mph avoiding a truck on a narrow road at night when it came around a bend half in my lane. Road droped off 4ft on each side, car started rolling, then hit a tree and catapulted me out through the windscreen. Flying in the air through thorn bushes I can remember waiting to hit a tree, rock or the car to land on me. Stood up with a sprained ankle, the other foot had lost it's shoe, had to hoble back over the thorns. Spent night in hospital for observation,struggled to get to sleep, was feeling invincible after surviving the crash. I was driving again 2 days later, a week later was still picking glass out of my scalp. 3 weeks later went to have a itchy spot on my butt checked, they pulled out a 2 inch thorn.

 

[Pro-pulsion]

Lost control of car at 80mph avoiding a truck on a narrow road at night when it came around a bend half in my lane. Road droped off 4ft on each side, car started rolling, then hit a tree and catapulted me out through the windscreen. Flying in the air through thorn bushes I can remember waiting to hit a tree, rock or the car to land on me. Stood up with a sprained ankle, the other foot had lost it's shoe, had to hoble back over the thorns. Spent night in hospital for observation,struggled to get to sleep, was feeling invincible after surviving the crash. I was driving again 2 days later, a week later was still picking glass out of my scalp. 3 weeks later went to have a itchy spot on my butt checked, they pulled out a 2 inch thorn.

:haha: That is classic dude, 2 inch thorn in the butt lol! You are the only one yet that can actually say they know what the true feeling of that old phrase is. :beerchug:

 

[overthebars219]

Going out for a day on the lake, just backed the skiis in, got out was hurrying in anticipation slipped on the boat ramp tried catching my self, what up broken wrist. hoped right back in the truck went to the hospital. great day on the lake