Deep Thoughts :/

[Pro-pulsion]

I'm just posting this nonsense because this is how I do....
Things to ponder whilst in deep thought...

Do you think mustard has the muster to get the job done?
Does ketchup ever really catch up in it's slang ways of life?
Does relish really relish in everything? Is that how it do?
This has been deep thoughts of the day and as you hopefully have noticed it is by no means sponsored by anyone like Brilliant.com

 

[JC-SuperJet]

"There once was a fella named Finnegan,
Who escaped from a jail, so to sin again
He broke laws by the dozen, He even stole from his cousin,
So the jail he broke outta he's in again."

Lt. Colombo

 

[Pro-pulsion]

There once was a man from Nantucket... nevermind

 

[orangefinger]

if you are looking for a sign .....this is it

 

[Pro-pulsion]

Or as Jeff Foxworthy always says...here's your sign lol

 

[WFO Speedracer]

100 ft well

 

[Pro-pulsion]

Are pickles really ever in a pickle?

 

[WFO Speedracer]

is jam really ever in a jam ?

 

[Pro-pulsion]

Is H2O an elemental orgy?

 

[Storbeck]

Or as Jeff Foxworthy always says...here's your sign lol

That was Bill Engvall

 

[Pro-pulsion]

What do they actually mean when they say squirrels bury their nuts?

 

[WFO Speedracer]

What does too much sugar for a dime even mean ?

 

[Pro-pulsion]

I've never really understood the penny for your thoughts thing...if my thoughts are only worth a penny to you then go away lol. Until you're willing to give me a grand for my thoughts I'm not going to waste my time and effort for an offer of a penny lol

 

[orangefinger]

why is it 2 cents ....not one ?

 

[Pro-pulsion]

When someone says what's your beef...is it appropriate to respond with Angus? ...seems like a legitimate response to me

 

[MarkWalker]

Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway??

 

[MarkWalker]

Why are pizzas round, come in a square box and get cut into triangles?

 

[Pro-pulsion]

Why are pizzas round, come in a square box and get cut into triangles?

Love it...when it comes to pizza you have my full attention

 

[Pro-pulsion]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Apparently he'll chuck as much wood as woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood But do they really chuck wood? If not then why the name?? The only evidence I can find of them chucking wood is this...