Flatwater sucks

[Matt_E]

Are you drunk again or sniffing glue?

 

[Big Kahuna]

Guess that Diet Coke and Vanilla Extract is getting to me.

 

[Matt_E]

:lmao:

 

[tom21]

flat water = jerking off.... chasing boat wakes in flats = sex with a fat girl... surf riding= sex with a hot chic.in other words you never know what your missing starting from worst to best,but once you banged the hot chic there just is no going back..........................................and feeeling good about it lol

eh hot girls are over rated and high maintenance. fat chicks try harder and actually have a personality.

 

[chasingdaylight]

eh hot girls are over rated and high maintenance. fat chicks try harder and actually have a personality.

There all good as long as they are not high maintenance, same with a flat water or surf boat... I say "RIDE" them all till there worn out... or till they blow then get rid of them...

 

[SUPERJET-113]

Flat water is fking lame and boring. I get bored after riding on it after 10 minutes.
You cant have fun on flat water unless you have a 25 thousand dollar boat.
Only real men ride the surf. You wont see any hood tricks there... Hood tricks are for chicks.
Flat water is for puussy boys and fat lazy couchers!:smashfreakB:

See the film:
http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/1887831/
http://www.x-h2o.com/threads/58350
:haha:

 

[Big Kahuna]

eh hot girls are over rated and high maintenance. fat chicks try harder and actually have a personality.

LOL That is so true!

 

[Matt_E]

You can't motorboat personality.

 

[masterblaster]

eh hot girls are over rated and high maintenance. fat chicks try harder and actually have a personality.

you boyz aint found the right hot chic,find one that rocks on the dance floor and she will rock elsewhere.Fat girls have to try harder cause they dont have a choice,kinda like flatwater riders.............lol

 

[Matt_E]

Jersey Shore.

 

[masterblaster]

lol

 

[Scorn800]

Jersey Shore.

Can you fist pump?okey:
Do you rock a blow out?:spank:
Jersey shore may have tons of guido's but we got mad spots to ride.:usa2:
I like flat water. Any rding is better than no riding except that winter crap you do Matt.:headbang:

 

[vitaly]

Can you fist pump?okey:
Do you rock a blow out?:spank:
Jersey shore may have tons of guido's but we got mad spots to ride.:usa2:
I like flat water. Any rding is better than no riding except that winter crap you do Matt.:headbang:

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

 

[Matt_E]

:lmao: indeed.

Hey, that winter crap is better than no riding.

 

[vitaly]

:lmao: indeed.

Hey, that winter crap is better than no riding.

Dude, I am back for a quick break from shoveling snow here in Central Jersey. It's only been 117 Fahrenheit today in my driveway.
Totally awesome!

 

[Matt_E]

It gets pretty hot here during the summer. July and August are usually 100+ degree. But it's desert and so not very humid.