hilarious video of a fatty trying to ride a couch!!

[team510]

i got nothin against big guys. there is a really big guy close to that guys size that races in the sit down class where i race and he is good rider. but i thought it was friggin hillarious to see a big ass dude try it for most likely the first time and especially try it with someone else on the ski. and yes i can guarantee that that guy eats like crap for the other 364 days out of the year shoving butter and popcorn down his face watching re-runs of baywatch

 

[ToddW]

Butter Good
Popcorn Good
Baywatch Good

What's not to like :nana:

 

[SXIPro]

I felt like that guy the first time I tried out my B1, and I'm only 165 lbs. Honestly, I found my 750SXI more stable than the Blaster. Then of course I learned that the seat on a B1 is there only as a decoration, and it was all good.

 

[IcyHot]

i am 5'10" 285 and can ride stand up.....

Yay for you...I said I wanted to see that guy on a stand up! The weight isn't the funniest part, it's the whole situation. I don't weigh anything near that and MANY People had(and still do on occasion) their fair share of laughs watching me learn to ride! The world needs to LIGHTEN UP!!!at:

 

[yamaslut]

Did that offend you Kahuna?

The reason that lard couldnt get on that ski is because 364 days out of the year he is doing exactly what you just said he wasnt.

Its people like that that get 5 miles away and fall off and can get back on and sometimes drown or dissapear to sea.

Completely unsafe. There is a weight limt. I bet he was over it and if I was a cop I would ticket him.

totally agree
:Banane36:

 

[djkorn1]

That dude was badly out of shape. His weight was part of the problem. The other is that guy had no muscle. He couldn't even lift himself on the ski. Too many Big Macs.


ps...I laughed too. :bananajump:opworm:

 

[cdubb]

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Noboy who was using a standup first time can tell me that he made his first turns after 10 minutes..

I can,did and more. I was subbin after 5 mintes and started hood tricks within 30 minutes.:nana: Seriously though,, yall act like stand ups are hard to rideuttahere:

 

[willycrumb]

I didnt even make it ten feet and I made a turn and it was on a river. Its a natural transition from bike, skateboard, dirtbike to standup. It was simple. If you have participated in any sport that requires balance its a snap.

 

[Odd Duck]

Even I was turning within 10 minutes. I fell down a lot, but got back up and tried again until I was comfortable. I was nearly 40 when I got on my first standup.

 

[waxhead]

Man i cant imagine how bad it would feel to be that far out of shape

 

[Jumper]

They had no business on the water. It is one thing to have a problem learning the balance of something like a Blaster. It is another to be unable to move your own body weight enough to mount the ski. I can see the humour, but I don't want to have to be the one to spend the next hour or two in the middle of the lake with them trying to stabilize their ski enough for them to get back on when they dump it. It is unsafe for them and it is unsafe for anyone trying to help them. If you can't mount your own ski you have no business on the water.

End of rant!

 

[waveracer]

well here is what you are missing....

At least they are out on the water riding a PWC....... not sitting in front of the Boob Tube Eating Snickers and have a 1 gallon container of Butter and a 1/2 gallon container of Pop Corn.............

thats what he was doing before this video was taken :lmao:

 

[Adam]

I once saw Dan do a tripple axle spin on ice skates :dance:

 

[the only couch rider]

I once saw Dan do a tripple axle spin on ice skates :dance:

:Eyecrazy::stups::Eyecrazy: