Other How to turn myself into a Superjet

[Aidan Burns]

So I’ve been given a task...Halloween party coming up...and my buddies told me “bet you won’t come dressed as a Superjet” and “you won’t do it” so...of course, like how things go in current society when people say “you won’t do it”, I have to do it. But...I have no idea how I’m going to do it. Any ideas? Need to make this happen...was maybe thinking make a hull out of cardboard with suspender straps to hold it up...and like a PVC pole or something....really not sure lol. This should be interesting.


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[BradyK]

If you can get your hands on a huge block of styrofoam, carve it into the hull of a ski then cut in half where mold can fit around you, and mold yourself into it by cutting intentions where your arms will be and such. Maybe use Velcro to bond around you and get a friend to help out lol. Only way I can think of making it happen


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[mase911j]

Ok ok i figured it out... take the engine and pump out of your SJ, cut the back end off and drill an unrepairable hole in the front for your head... voila, instant super jet costume... plus, after you cut it off you can sell the hull as a -14 hull with rocker potential!!!

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[Dools]

Be sure to take a photo, cuz there's pretty much a 90% chance that your costume will look like a giant dildo to the masses

-Dools

 

[hydrostyler]

You need modify a large cardboard box into a half scale ski that you fit inside of. That way you can quickly paint it with some cheap house paint. Have the nose of the hull be your head like its jumping completely vertical and use your arms in front of you as the hand pole. (long sleeve shirt) Even have a pair of bars with grips that you hold on to. Maybe get one of those stuffed monkeys with the long arms to attach to make it look like he's sending it. Also, don't forget a good long recording of a nasty 2 stroke engine to play on a hidden Bluetooth speaker. My parents used to go nuts with Halloween costumes when I was little. Good luck and post pics when you start construction.

 

[Aidan Burns]

Ok ok i figured it out... take the engine and pump out of your SJ, cut the back end off and drill an unrepairable hole in the front for your head... voila, instant super jet costume... plus, after you cut it off you can sell the hull as a -14 hull with rocker potential!!!

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LOL


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[Aidan Burns]

I’ll start a build thread..gonna make this happen...


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[Ducky]

im not sure why you dont just have the king of over engineering things like this, @Wizards Powersports , whip something up for you.

 

[mthomps]

Make handlebars out of a broom stick and cut it in half and tape it to your wrists. You can walk up to chicks and make a pole with your arms, then trigger an mp3 of a 2 stroke revving. Maybe even a suggestive motion, depending on what time of night it is.

 

[Vumad]

Mount an old standup hull on a scooter frame. You can ride it at freeride events too. Then your actual costume is one of the pro riders.

 

[bored&stroked]

Attach a pole, base to a backpack. Let girl ride you while you make motorboat noises and smoke pot to imitate a 2stroke exhaust.

 

[mase911j]

Mount an old standup hull on a scooter frame. You can ride it at freeride events too. Then your actual costume is one of the pro riders.

Like this?!

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[Vumad]

Like this?!

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Yes, but also this...

 

[kx454]

Just dress up like a turd, they are basically the same.

 

[Vumad]

Just dress up like a turd, they are basically the same.

That's like walking up to your dad and saying "You're a piece of poop you old licorice". He made you. You wouldn't be poop without him.