- Location
- Cleveland Ohio
Smurfs like Jagermeister....
actually, the 2 girls 1 video camera thing sounds pretty sweet.
actually, the 2 girls 1 video camera thing sounds pretty sweet.
hypethetical situation, need advice.
- Thread starter SurferSmurf
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duck75
Amsoil Dealer
Show up with all the chit, dont say anything and take his ol lady by the hand and guide her to your room. Next day when he asks whats up, just tell him payment excepted. Better hope he wouldnt have you take the chit back with ya, then ship back to him.LOL
- Location
- savannah/hilton head
smurfs do like jager, they also like crown royal.
DirtyJ
Freedom aint free no more
- Location
- Alliston, Ontario, Canada
Smurfs dont like Crown, do they???:friday: I know Canadians do and there are pics to prove it!!!
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- Location
- savannah/hilton head
smurfs are allergic to crown at 4:30 in the morning. but if it would have been earlier i would have drank some and then would have been singing, la la, la la la la.
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junkyardj
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- Location
- barrie ont. canada
i must admit when i first read this i was speechless(for once) but after reading everyone's suggestion i though id interject with a few of my own:scratchchin:
1 offer your good looking bud if he would like you to sponser him to become a us citizen so that he could be closer to all those great parts and away from those cold winter's (assuming he's from the north):usa2:
2 ask him to pay for a lap dance at one of your next double dong stripper parties so that the poor toothless meth addict/stripper can get her next fix
3 ask him to take care of your lady for you well your on your ski at wavedays:naughty:
hypethetically speaking of course!
ps sorry about the big box xoxoxoxoxoxoxox
1 offer your good looking bud if he would like you to sponser him to become a us citizen so that he could be closer to all those great parts and away from those cold winter's (assuming he's from the north):usa2:
2 ask him to pay for a lap dance at one of your next double dong stripper parties so that the poor toothless meth addict/stripper can get her next fix
3 ask him to take care of your lady for you well your on your ski at wavedays:naughty:
hypethetically speaking of course!
ps sorry about the big box xoxoxoxoxoxoxox
- Location
- savannah/hilton head
i would just hope that if such a thing were to happen to me that the dipchit would still show in virginia to get the stuff. but if not i would have some nice stuff anyways.