I smoke for exercise

Big Kahuna

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Location
Tuscaloosa, AL
There are three types of sex:

House sex, bedroom sex, and hall sex.

When you are dating and first married, you have sex all over the house.

Then you have kids and are forced to only have sex in the bedroom.

After years of marriage you pass your other half in the hall and you each just say Fu(k you to each other.


Gil you don't have but a couple of dogs and some skis so I don't know what to tell you...


oh yeah, BJ's are ove rated too... unless she really knows how to give them. Most girls I have had didn't rreally know how that well.

Yeah, those 2 girls that got drunk that night really counts for alot!!!!!!!!!!!


:buttkick:
 

Etheraldreamer

Be there and be square.
Location
Spring Hill, FL
I too stick to a strict diet of cigarettes. i however supplement mine with rum. you know, sailors and pirates drank a lot of the stuff so i figure it might help me on the ski :)
 

dbrutherford

Parts Whore
Location
Fairmont, WV
Yeah, those 2 girls that got drunk that night really counts for alot!!!!!!!!!!!


:buttkick:



You mean these two girls? I have better ones from that night but they wouldn't pass Darin's "is it safe for my daughter rule" and I didn't feel like painbrushing out some nsked female body parts.

I went to college, everyone gets some in college, your joke doesn't quite work on me...
 
I have found that inhaling and exhaling cigarette smoke exercises my lungs a good bit. Yeah Yeah, I read the warning and I am nont pregnant so who cares. LOL I also drink 12 Sun Drops per day which contain 100 calories(which provides insulation), 30mg of sodium to help my blood pressure, 51 grams of carbs to help with insulation and 49 grams of sugar to keep me bouncing off of the walls.


And here I thought I was the only one who subscribed to this plan....
 

smoofers

Rockin' the SQUARE!!!!
Site Supporter
Location
Granbury, TX
As do I, but throwing some pot in the mix keeps me a tad bit chunky....


As for bj's all of the best bj's I have received in my life were from girls I would NEVER consider marrying. I am willing to bet too that those women will stop what they are good at as soon as they get married and then all that talent gets wasted. Funny how life works....
 

GIL

Power In The Hands Of Few
Location
Cullman AL
to bad gil is not around to tell how his exercise plan worked for him in daytona.:puke:

I t did NOT work worth a dam . LOL

I am now back on the Chantix (sp)? to quit smoking and I am on a diet. LOL Heck, I might even hit the Bowflex.:puke::puke:

Oh yeah, my new name is Flock of Sea Gils
 

WFO Speedracer

A lifetime ban is like a lifetime warranty !
Location
Alabama
I t did NOT work worth a dam . LOL

I am now back on the Chantix (sp)? to quit smoking and I am on a diet. LOL Heck, I might even hit the Bowflex.:puke::puke:

Oh yeah, my new name is Flock of Sea Gils

We can have it changed if you like.:bigok:

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A Flock Of SeaGils Wishing (I could roll a damn jet ski) lyrics

It's not the way you ride,
It's not the way that you style.
Although there's nothing to them.
It's not the way you have your turf,
It's not that certain color;
It could be that sundrop with you.
If you had a photograph of Parr,
or something to remind you.
you wouldn't spend your life just wishing you could roll.
It's not the b-pipe,
And it's not the lamey 5 mil stroker,
It's not the single carb mod.
It's more the way they laugh
as you are skipping
Across the river wide.
If you I had a photograph of Parr,
or something to remind you.
you wouldn't keep wishing you could roll.
It's not the things you say
It's more the things you do
It needs something more
And I am not the only one that feels this way
Tell us is it all or nothing
Just roll the damn ski already.
If you had a photograph of Parr,
or something to remind you.
 
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