Is this a joke

I sent him a message on ebay for fun and it went like this:

Me: Why does this crank look destroyed?

Him: Because your brain understand know what your eyes are looking at!

Me: Sooo, is it busted up?

Him: Come on dude, get a clue! like i said , if you dont know what you are looking at, you are never going to understand. everybody that knows what they are looking at, would love to have this crank.i'm probably stupid for getting rid of it and it will cost me double if i ever want to get another one.

Me: Why can't you give me a straight answer. I know what the f*** i'm looking at, I just want to know if it is busted.

Him:f*** no it aint busted! does the listing say its busted? you dont even know how many douche bags have commented and emailed me about this crank.................. i'm about f****** sick of it!


Me: Well it looks like Helen Keller did the work.



HAHA what an ass.
 

chriselmore_1

high on resin
Location
san jose ca
I sent him a message on ebay for fun and it went like this:

Me: Why does this crank look destroyed?

Him: Because your brain understand know what your eyes are looking at!

Me: Sooo, is it busted up?

Him: Come on dude, get a clue! like i said , if you dont know what you are looking at, you are never going to understand. everybody that knows what they are looking at, would love to have this crank.i'm probably stupid for getting rid of it and it will cost me double if i ever want to get another one.

Me: Why can't you give me a straight answer. I know what the f*** i'm looking at, I just want to know if it is busted.

Him:f*** no it aint busted! does the listing say its busted? you dont even know how many douche bags have commented and emailed me about this crank.................. i'm about f****** sick of it!


Me: Well it looks like Helen Keller did the work.



HAHA what an ass.
HAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!! dude may be a knuckle head but at least hes funny!!!!!! im gonna send an email and ask if its busted too... lol...
 

FlightPlanDan

Don'tTrustAfartAfter50
Sometimes manufacturers will immerse the crank in salt water or hydrochloric acid to achieve balance. A "true" trick crank will always look like it has been run over by a track-hoe.
If I had the money, I'd buy it.



















not.
 

Yami-Rider

TigerCraft FV-PRO
Location
Texoma
Ya he isn't very nice...

Q: Why does the crank look like it has been dragged down the road behind a truck??

A: Are you an idiot or just a moron? you obvoiusly dont know dick about what you are looking at!

- jetskibuzzard



 

FlightPlanDan

Don'tTrustAfartAfter50
You guys are going to give that poor guy a nervous breakdown lol.
he had it coming.
the crank looks bad.
I mean.... we know that movie stars get zits. But, some make-up person hides them so we average joes believe that they are perfect.

That crank's make-up person must have called in sick that day.
 
Surely anyone with half a brain would look at the pics and not buy that. What makes me mad is when I buy something off there and its said to be a great used part (crankshafts especially) and I get it in and the rods have so much play it would cause a heck of a knock and last about 1 ride. Those kinda deals are the ones you can't see in pics.
 
This kinda reminds me when me and my buddy used to prank call people. We would randomly pick a local # out of the phone book. We would call till we got the biggest crab of a person, I mean a downright jerk. Thats the number we would continue calling just to hear them flip out. That was before caller ids lol.
 

chriselmore_1

high on resin
Location
san jose ca
Him: Because your brain understand know what your eyes are looking at!



Him:f*** no it aint busted! does the listing say its busted? you dont even know how many douche bags have commented and emailed me about this crank.................. i'm about f****** sick of it!
these are my 2 faveriot lines LOL!!!!!!!!!
 

FlightPlanDan

Don'tTrustAfartAfter50
Just rec'd e-mail from original poster...

your lawn mowing and paper route jobs wont make you enough money to buy this or any other good crank, so forget even looking
 
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