Just for fun. Write short crappy reviews of jetskis you've owned or rode.

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Wave Jammer 500. First thing I ever rode. Hanging at the beach with my girl and we found a wallet, so we took the cash and dropped the wallet in a U.S. Post Office Box. She says let's go rent Jetskis. Of course all the 440/550's were out, so the guy says we just got these Yamaha things over here, so instead of waiting , took the Jammers , had a blast. So before I buy ..... Everyone says nah to the Jammers, you want a JetSki so......

650X2. Went to buy a 550, none in stock, guy says we got this... my first ski, the 1988 X2. After the first ride, uh ho, after the first week, sweeeeet.

650SX First stand up I rode. Glad I bought the X2.

440/550 First stand up I bought, 440, first motor blown up after modding. Welcome to jetskiing.

750SX Power without blowing up on a regular schedule. Bought a 1992.

300SX. A moped for the water.

1994 FX1. Bought first one 1994, would own 3 more over the next 22 yrs. I think I had 3 at one time.

Flash-FX's Hybrid FX1 with Mag 144 and a XS865. What a handful.

Pancake Pete's Matrix XS865. Not my thing.

Sq/Rn. First rides, pre 08 SJ. I'll stick with the FX.

A Stunt Hull. My second after market ride. My last for almost 5yrs. It was that bad. The bottom deck was going to the left, the top deck was going to the right, the handle pole was pivoting on an angle that did not exist in real time or space. Swore me off of aftermarket hulls. It rode like a 1974 4 door Nova with a broke spring hanger. Dogleg and all.

SV1. I'll give am hulls another chance. Glad I did. Luved it.

Predator. Luved it.

SV1 +3. Better for bigger surf.

SV Pro. Best for the biggest surf.

FS1 Full carbon. Liked pre 08 RN better.

2013 SJ. FX needed rebuild, I was lazy bought a RN. Liked Pre 08 better.

SXR800. Has it's place and a purpose.

Aquabot Glass. Fun.

Aquabot full carbon. Liked the glass version better.

BOB . Really liked the BOB. Couldn't find a decent one. Would've bought one if I did.

Glass Phantom. Easy to beat on. Luv it.
 
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bird said:
300SX - This thing is so much fun, you actually need to know how to ski. Let's get 5 and have a spec racing class!
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That sounds like fun!

Wavejammer- Always wanted a jet ski, $40 auction score hell yeah! Oh wait there`s definitely parts missing from this disassembled motor. Time to sell this pile

WR500 - Cavitation!, anemic, Does this hull design amplify the roughness of the waves?

SX300 - This thing handles great! I better use momentum to do everything cause this thing has no balls.

650SX - The power is so much better than the 300sx, but why does it handle like a dump truck with a flat tire?

SN650 - This is so much better than the 650sx, still not as nimble as the 300SX though. Why is this so heavy? 425lbs, is there foam in there or concrete?

2nd SN650 - This one feels so much lighter!

Superfreak Swoopy sided badass hybrid - This does everything better than all of the other skis combined! Where can I buy another?

WDK Rip - Damn is this thing fast! Wow thats some chinewalk, WTF happened, wheres my glasses and ski? I`m tired and my back hurts. Gets good air though.

701 Waveraider - This thing is quicker than I thought, look a wave, WTF happened and how did I end up in the water?

Superfreak Circus - This thing is like a WDK Rip that doesn`t hurt to ride.

Superfreak swoopy sided - Well its better than a SN, but this sure doesn`t ride like the badass bottom

Superfreak swoopy sided 1155 Polaris based motor - This doesn`t pull like I expected, but I`m not sure I want it to. Damn it this one doesn`t have the badass bottom either.
 
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