Lost girl friend to ski......

seatsR4toilets

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My wife learned to ride skis the first summer we dated, then never rode after she got a ring. WTF! I was a little bummed...

The first winter I got a nearly new snowmobile for her to ride (+ nearly $1000 in clothing), and she had fun, but in 6 years the sled has aquired 400mi. I'm bummed again.

The first summer after our wedding she wanted to go trail riding, so I got her a new quad, so she could tag along with the MX bikes. She rode one weekend. Bummed again.

I love my wife, and our son. Just feel like I was lied to, and my wife doesn't really like anything that I like to do.

Dude, I almost could have wrote this post myself, word for word.
I'm with ya, man.


However, (I can't believe I'm gonna admit this here) I bought her a couch, and, well, ummm.......
.....I.......sorta ride this other couch we have a day or two every month out to the islands for the day to grab lunch on Captiva, or Sanibel, or Boca Grande, Ft. Myers Beach, etc, and she actually likes it because we run into dolphin pods every time and she gets to float around with them and gets a real kick out of the manatees and stingrays and whatnot, and at least I get out on the water a couple extra days a month that I normally wouldn't because I'd have to have quality time with her doing something else, so.....yes....I ride a couch a couple of times a month on purpose
 

seatsR4toilets

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so you pooped on your girlfriend........................:fest06:

Oy, vey.........and it's my anniversary today.
Here's a laugh:
SHE is working, and I rode the FX-1 this morning. Happy Anniversary to ME!
I didn't even get her a card.

(but in return I have to take her out to dinner tonight to a place I can't wear shorts to....marriage is full of sacrifices)
 

seatsR4toilets

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how come they all call it the same thing "your stupid jetski"


I lost 1 to them for sure...but it was worth it :)
HEY, speaking of which, did you ever hook up with that hot, blond 20 year-old dumb-as-a-box-of-rocks we met at The Wing House in Daytona a couple of months ago?
Remember, she was all hot to ride an FX-1....and you all but PROMISED her, Scott....what ever happened? You never said anything about that after that day.

Dude, spill the beans!
Kiss AND tell!
 
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I love my wife, and our son. Just feel like I was lied to, and my wife doesn't really like anything that I like to do.

Wow you wrote my story!!!
We used to like all of the same things...or so I thought. Turns out after being together for 21 years (married for 16 of them) she tells me she never liked any of the things I liked. WTF? What is the point then? She liked riding the couch the first few times and that was it.
She H-A-T-E-S my skis.
 
HEY, speaking of which, did you ever hook up with that hot, blond 20 year-old dumb-as-a-box-of-rocks we met at The Wing House in Daytona a couple of months ago?
Remember, she was all hot to ride an FX-1....and you all but PROMISED her, Scott....what ever happened? You never said anything about that after that day.

Dude, spill the beans!
Kiss AND tell!


lol...nope, I never talked to her after that.....

her prison hair was a turn on though!!!
 
Im either really lucky or this girl actually does like me. She loves riding the B1, even tries to get a little wild on the SJ, and will even put a little time in.
 

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