My bilge pump tried to kill me....

SJBrit

Extraordinary Alien
Location
Bradenton, FL
I was practicing backflips today off the boat wake (well, practicing landing on my head anyway...). One time my ski was upside down, so I spun it over and just as the water hit the bilge pump i was taking a breath. The bilge pump outlet spewed lake water at 500gph straight into my mouth - I swear it didn't even touch the sides!! It all went straight in my lungs. That wasn't so much fun....
 

SNOWMAN

HE HATE ME
Location
LAKELAND CUZ.
well thankz to obama, the amount of petroleum products you drank at this time is approximately 1 millionth of the petroleum you would have drank if you took a sip of florida surf water.
yummmmy
lulz
obama- " i ate seafood tonight and i feel fine." the dumbest president ever.
 

Fro Diesel

creative control
Location
Kzoo
well thankz to obama, the amount of petroleum products you drank at this time is approximately 1 millionth of the petroleum you would have drank if you took a sip of florida surf water.
yummmmy
lulz
obama- " i ate seafood tonight and i feel fine." the dumbest president ever.
wait a minute here, you mean it is possible to be dumber than bush and still be breathing? ......
 
well thankz to obama, the amount of petroleum products you drank at this time is approximately 1 millionth of the petroleum you would have drank if you took a sip of florida surf water.
yummmmy
lulz
obama- " i ate seafood tonight and i feel fine." the dumbest president ever.

wait a minute here, you mean it is possible to be dumber than bush and still be breathing? ......

wow guys, both of you are real clever
 
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