Newbie!!!

[BrapBaby]

it didnt take me very long before i split my chin on a 550 pole, but i havent drawn blood since just a lot of sore and pulled muscles

Yeah the last time I rode my back was hurting for the next week....
stupid jumping....LOL :woot:

 

[hangtime]

You think you hurt on the lake wait until you launch off some ocean surf .:crying:

 

[Odd Duck]

I've been lucky so far. No lacerations or fractures. Worst was a badly wrenched ankle and a severe tendonitis in an elbow (took at about 6 weeks to clear). I've had lots of bruises and scrapes, though. No, I don't ride as aggressive as the guys, (especially these young whippersnappers) but I ride more aggressive than any other woman I've met and more aggressive than plenty of men I've met. I know there are plenty of female riders out there that can out ride me, I just haven't personally met any as yet.

 

[monsterSJ]

ive split me face open 3 times on these stupid toys LOL
not that it was pretty before but owell ( damn barrel rolls)

 

[Endo]

The easiest trick I have found is going fast in a straight line. But be careful this is often followed by a more difficult trick where you go skipping across the water trying to hold your shorts up.....this one can be very difficult and if not performed right has dire consequences.

 

[BrapBaby]

Well I was told to wear a one piece to avoid any potential issues such as that....

 

[Mouthfulloflake]

you are actually MUCH safer in a two piece.
the drag coeffecient of the fabric will reduce the energy of the impact too much and you will cause internal trauma to your liver.

the smallest amount of clothing that you can possibly wear would avoid this very serious hazard.

 

[Mark44]

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This was fun.:smashfreakB:


Mark44

 

[Scraggly]

you are actually MUCH safer in a two piece.
the drag coeffecient of the fabric will reduce the energy of the impact too much and you will cause internal trauma to your liver.

the smallest amount of clothing that you can possibly wear would avoid this very serious hazard.

x2

 

[ketsair]

Well I was told to wear a one piece to avoid any potential issues such as that....

you can wear a 2 piece...but might as well leave it untied.....:tapedshut:

 

[showmepro1200]

BrapBaby - I don't care if you're a guy or girl - - let me clarify - - at least as far as being interested in one of my boats is concerned That's where my 'genuine' comment originated earlier

If you're interested and would like to check them out sometime I'm in Jeff City so its not that far a drive for ya. They are all in my clean dry basement so they're out of the weather at all times. Let me know through PM and I can give you my number and directions to the house (easy to find from the first turnoff off the MO River bridge).

Personally, between the three I have to sell I would say the SJ is the best, although the Blaster has the 701 in it. If a budget is holding you back then to have at least something is better than nothing.

I don't want to have them by the time the Lake Ozarks Invasion happens, but if I do I can bring them that day.

 

[Wolf Child]

BrapBaby - I don't care if you're a guy or girl - - let me clarify - - at least as far as being interested in one of my boats is concerned That's where my 'genuine' comment originated earlier

If you're interested and would like to check them out sometime I'm in Jeff City so its not that far a drive for ya. They are all in my clean dry basement so they're out of the weather at all times. Let me know through PM and I can give you my number and directions to the house (easy to find from the first turnoff off the MO River bridge).

Personally, between the three I have to sell I would say the SJ is the best, although the Blaster has the 701 in it. If a budget is holding you back then to have at least something is better than nothing.

I don't want to have them by the time the Lake Ozarks Invasion happens, but if I do I can bring them that day.

I'd be carefull about visiting a stangers basement.


I can hear it now....

"It puts the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again."

 

[showmepro1200]

The guys get a little skeptical because there have been guys that pretended to be girls to mess with the boys. So, when "girls" sign up and post pics of themselves and they're young and attractive, the boys (and girls already here) tend to be doubtful until it's proven true.

I didn't get this reaction at all, I suppose because I never bothered to post any pics of myself until I got a new camera and finally posted some riding pics of me and the boys. There are pics of me around in my bikini, but since I'm an old fart, no cares anyway!

edit - bad joke rescinded for fear for my life - ha ha

 

[BrapBaby]

you are actually MUCH safer in a two piece.
the drag coeffecient of the fabric will reduce the energy of the impact too much and you will cause internal trauma to your liver.

the smallest amount of clothing that you can possibly wear would avoid this very serious hazard.

:bsflag:

This was fun.:smashfreakB:


Mark44

OUCH!!!

I'd be carefull about visiting a stangers basement.


I can hear it now....

"It puts the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again."

LOL--that's awesome. Love your little "oh snap" video there...

 

[Mouthfulloflake]

we have to get up pretty early in the morning to slip one past you huh?

:naughty:

:bsflag:

OUCH!!!



LOL--that's awesome. Love your little "oh snap" video there...

 

[Scraggly]

in all honestly my bud's gf rode our x2's and my 550 all summer in a bikini and it never came off

 

[BrapBaby]

you can wear a 2 piece...but might as well leave it untied.....:tapedshut:

Where's the glue????:spankme:

 

[Mouthfulloflake]

duct tape....

 

[ketsair]

Where's the glue????:spankme:

right where you left it...:bow28:

 

[BrapBaby]

we have to get up pretty early in the morning to slip one past you huh?

:naughty:

You got it:headbang: