Noise complaints

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If its a grumpy lady stop at costco and buy her a chocolate cake or fresh pie. They are like 4 bucks! Then knock on door and say hi I brought ya some pie..

Problem solved!


Don’t laugh..

My neighbor was pissed at me one day.. The pie worked! She said you DON’T need to bring peace offering!

Then took the pie and went inside..
 
If its a grumpy lady stop at costco and buy her a chocolate cake or fresh pie. They are like 4 bucks! Then knock on door and say hi I brought ya some pie..

Problem solved!


Don’t laugh..

My neighbor was pissed at me one day.. The pie worked! She said you DON’T need to bring peace offering!

Then took the pie and went inside..

I Like this idea......BUT Im putting visine in the frosting.......
 
My experience has been once you transition from freeride to freestyle 99% of people go from hating you to loving you. There are still some who get cranky but for the most part, being upside down has cured 99.9% of the angry people I used to encounter jetskiing, now I get beers instead of middle fingers.

This guy is that 1% sadly
 

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It's funny you posted this. I got harassed for the first time yesterday. I was riding by the beach to which I am a member of, and killed the ski so I could rest a bit after practicing stabs for a while in front of that beach. Some dbag on the beach who is a relative to another member of this beach, and has been riding the picnic bench while his nasty kids swam in the lake all summer says. "braap braaap braaap...is there anything more annoying than a jet ski?" And I said "try working from home with your windows open and all you hear is some fat inbred kid screaming "Daddy watch this, Daddy watch this!!" over and over and over while his redneck father sits on the beach with his face planted in his phone instead of watching his kids...now THAT is annoying". Doubting he'll be bringing me a pie any time soon....
 
It's funny you posted this. I got harassed for the first time yesterday. I was riding by the beach to which I am a member of, and killed the ski so I could rest a bit after practicing stabs for a while in front of that beach. Some dbag on the beach who is a relative to another member of this beach, and has been riding the picnic bench while his nasty kids swam in the lake all summer says. "braap braaap braaap...is there anything more annoying than a jet ski?" And I said "try working from home with your windows open and all you hear is some fat inbred kid screaming "Daddy watch this, Daddy watch this!!" over and over and over while his redneck father sits on the beach with his face planted in his phone instead of watching his kids...now THAT is annoying". Doubting he'll be bringing me a pie any time soon....

Eeeeeeerrrrrmagherd!!!
Bwahahahahaha
Theres ALOT of that around here!!! Lol
 

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This one time, at lake band camp, there was a fisherman that was sitting on a 5 gallon bucket on the shore, as I went by him(was at least a good block away), he stands up and acts like he's pointing a rifle at me and follows me as I go by...lolol
 
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I don't think anything will ever change until the average age of the standup rider is over 50.
 
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At my local lake, they pay an off duty cop to patrol on a boat. Too funny, because he's the coolest dude ever, these grumpy rich A- holes thought they were paying a bully to boot people off "their" lake, but in reality hes the nicest one out there haha I stick to lake Michigan 90% of the time. Nobody bugs you.
 
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It's funny you posted this. I got harassed for the first time yesterday. I was riding by the beach to which I am a member of, and killed the ski so I could rest a bit after practicing stabs for a while in front of that beach. Some dbag on the beach who is a relative to another member of this beach, and has been riding the picnic bench while his nasty kids swam in the lake all summer says. "braap braaap braaap...is there anything more annoying than a jet ski?" And I said "try working from home with your windows open and all you hear is some fat inbred kid screaming "Daddy watch this, Daddy watch this!!" over and over and over while his redneck father sits on the beach with his face planted in his phone instead of watching his kids...now THAT is annoying". Doubting he'll be bringing me a pie any time soon....

Hand the fat bastard some pie it will shut them both up.. I’m tellin ya it works

4 bucks!
 
I'm not sure just how much of our boating laws crossover with the U.S. laws in commonality but I was almost run over by a guy 2 years ago. He was in a huge glass v-hull boat racing up behind me. I was just enough past idle to stay standing and getting close to a yacht club docking zone so I turned outward to stay away, saw him at the last second and blasted the throttle just narrowly escaping him and then falling off...good thing I didn't fall before getting clear of him. I chased him down, watched him shoot past a bunch of swimmers that got caught in his transom wash and he never slowed at all. When I finally caught up to him at the harbor I handed him his ass for being so stupid on the water. He tried to tell me that I, being up front was to be aware of everything around me including making way for whomever is coming from behind...I said "where did you get your boating certification from?! It's clearly printed in the boating regs that if YOU are on a course to overthrow a boat, YOU have to take every possible action to change course and give way to the boat you are overtaking". Then I said "and how fast are you allowed to go within 300 feet of shore? Not full open! 20kms/hr! (~12mph)", I then said "did you even see the swimmers that you washed out in your prop wash??!"

He tried to say I was also at full throttle when I had cut out from the yacht club. I said "I was barely past idle, I know the laws about speed near shore". He tried to say there was no way I could stay standing and be near idle on a standup ski...I said "HOW DO YOU THINK I PULLED INTO THE HARBOR IN A NO WAKE ZONE?!!!" Then all 5 of them had to try and defend him, you could see them tripping over themselves trying to look innocent, one guy piped up and said something about me cutting across their path, I returned with "look at how big this machine is and look at how big your boat is, who is going to hurt who out there?" He had no response. Since then I have not seen them anymore out there and I also called it in to the police saying these people are dangerous on the water and told them the whole deal. Maybe they were seen by the water police doing the same things, either way it's not only the old guys that can be the problem. This was a boat full of mid 20 to mid 30-somethings being morons. Sometimes having the age/life experience pays off because I find now that I am in my 40's, when I know I'm in the right and almost lost my life to stupidity, I won't back down from that fight. They'll keep acting like that until they get put in their place.

I too try to be as respectful to everyone as I can on the water, I stay well more then 300 feet out from shore, always looking for boats and steering clear of them. I encounter windsurfers all the time and we never have issues. I have helped them get back to shore on a couple of occasions when they snap a chute line, one guy lost his board from a fall and I retrieved it. Right at the launch we have a little place that rents canoes, kayaks, and paddle boards, I was talking to him the other day. He has seen me going there for the last 20 years or so and not once has he complained about me because he says that I am always making sure to go slow past his people on the boards and boats, I never make a wake near them and try to keep my exhaust under water while entering and leaving the launch to help stay quiet. I also make it a point to ask him if things are still good, do I need to make any changes in my approaches or voyages out, he always says nope, you're good. So I stay that course because I want to be remembered as that. I'm the only standup rider in this city, I'm a very easy target to be harassed but the respect has built me a reputation that allows me to continue going there and has given me a regular audience too. When my group and I get together or usually it's just me, there seems to always be a bunch of the high zoom tele-photo lenses that come out :) I don't mind performing for peeps, as long as they get their money's worth lol.

There was one time though some random tools showed up with crappy, typically not running old Kawi standups. One guy actually had no waterbox. It was a 650 straight piped out the side like how the old 440's were. It was soo loud! I told them straight up I will NOT, ride with you guys or let you ride with my group if that's how you're going to be. People from the apt. building next to the ramp called the police on them for excessive noise, others were complaining that they were tying up the ramp trying to get their crappy skis running. One guy took off to get fuel because they forgot to fill up prior to getting there, he was gone over an hour trying to find the cheapest station possible while leaving their skis blocking half the ramp. They only lasted there for a few hours and never came back. Respect, they didn't have any...especially the guy with the straight piped 650...he put a toddler on the tray standing up with that straight pipe and extended overboard black hose about 2 feet from the kid's face. I couldn't stand it, I had to leave. I think aside from waiting for them to stop blocking the ramp with their dead skis, I was there for only about 30 mins of ride time when they finally got on the water, I had enough and pulled out. They had no respect for everyone around them including themselves. That was the one time I had no qualms with the aged locals complaining about skis at the ramp lol.
 
I try to be as respectful as possible and do my best to present a positive image for the sport. Here in Saskatchewan, my wife and I are often the only stand-up riders around so we try to leave a positive impression with as many people as possible. We always stay as far away from shore as is reasonable and keep our distance from unfamiliar boats. Some of the lakes we ride on are only about 1/4 mile across and are surround by cabins so despite our efforts it seems we still get a few complaints. Most of the time the people that approach us or wave us over are very reasonable and we do our best to meet their request. More often than not they are curious about what we are riding, or are wondering if they can throw up a wake for us!

That being said, our family always rents a cabin for a couple weeks at Emma Lake in early July, and our neighbor two cabins down (retired and in his mid 60s) has been nothing but a pain ever since I bought my first stand-up 9 years ago. My first ski was a 650sx with a Westcoast pipe, stock waterbox, and stock side exhaust so it was louder than average but nothing crazy. I then bought a stock 750 sxi pro (which is now my wife's ski, and is probably the quietest jet ski ever) followed by a Wamilton built Superjet which is still my preferred ski. It has now gotten to a point that even warming up our skis in front of the cabin for 5 minutes would be enough for him to come over and threaten calling the cops (claiming we were ruining his vacation), although that would be about as far as it would go. We could ride for two hours far away from shore, but if I happened to do a single jump or tailstand on the way in to refuel you could count on him to either flip us off or yell some sort of negative remark or insult.

Then two years ago I bought a EME signature series hull with a 1000cc EME engine, PFP Exhaust, etc. and it is significantly louder than any other ski I have ridden, but also has a much deeper, throatier sound that I personally find less annoying. Anyways, the first time I had it out this year he almost immediately called the police, and since we really weren't doing anything illegal the officer basically just asked us to try our best to be respectful and told the neighbor to try be a bit more understanding. On the last day of our vacation this year, my cousins came for a fire and a visit and wanted to watch us ride so I decided to do a few tricks a bit closer to shore than typical. I looked over after about 10 minutes of riding and sure enough the neighbor was down at the fire SCREAMING at my parents, brothers, uncle, and cousins. I missed some of the dialogue but as soon as I came in he said that if we didn't quit immediately that he would to take matters into his own hands. I asked him what he meant by that and he stated that he would get the gun out of his cabin and shoot us off our jet skis. I thought that either my Dad or one of my brothers was going to fight the guy since they all stood up from their chairs almost simultaneously. I didn't want things to escalate, so I calmly asked him to leave the property and to only come back over once he had calmed down and wanted to have a civil discussion. The guy did back off and head back to his cabin but I think that it was mostly because he realized that he was significantly outnumbered. We headed home the next day, so this issue remains unresolved and will probably be revisited again next year unfortunately...

The biggest thing that I don't understand is how he has such an issue with the jet skis, but seems to have no issues with the numerous surf boats plowing waves and blasting music at full volume for hours on end 100' from the end of our docks.
 
Just a thought: I come from an automotive background and there's a product called lizard skin that's a spray on sound deadener. Wonder if that would help if sprayed on the inside of the engine compartment of a ski
 
Just a thought: I come from an automotive background and there's a product called lizard skin that's a spray on sound deadener. Wonder if that would help if sprayed on the inside of the engine compartment of a ski
Very little of our noise is from the engine imo, its all exhaust which is why volume levels vary so widely between the various exhaust systems.
 
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I try to be as respectful as possible and do my best to present a positive image for the sport. Here in Saskatchewan, my wife and I are often the only stand-up riders around so we try to leave a positive impression with as many people as possible. We always stay as far away from shore as is reasonable and keep our distance from unfamiliar boats. Some of the lakes we ride on are only about 1/4 mile across and are surround by cabins so despite our efforts it seems we still get a few complaints. Most of the time the people that approach us or wave us over are very reasonable and we do our best to meet their request. More often than not they are curious about what we are riding, or are wondering if they can throw up a wake for us!

That being said, our family always rents a cabin for a couple weeks at Emma Lake in early July, and our neighbor two cabins down (retired and in his mid 60s) has been nothing but a pain ever since I bought my first stand-up 9 years ago. My first ski was a 650sx with a Westcoast pipe, stock waterbox, and stock side exhaust so it was louder than average but nothing crazy. I then bought a stock 750 sxi pro (which is now my wife's ski, and is probably the quietest jet ski ever) followed by a Wamilton built Superjet which is still my preferred ski. It has now gotten to a point that even warming up our skis in front of the cabin for 5 minutes would be enough for him to come over and threaten calling the cops (claiming we were ruining his vacation), although that would be about as far as it would go. We could ride for two hours far away from shore, but if I happened to do a single jump or tailstand on the way in to refuel you could count on him to either flip us off or yell some sort of negative remark or insult.

Then two years ago I bought a EME signature series hull with a 1000cc EME engine, PFP Exhaust, etc. and it is significantly louder than any other ski I have ridden, but also has a much deeper, throatier sound that I personally find less annoying. Anyways, the first time I had it out this year he almost immediately called the police, and since we really weren't doing anything illegal the officer basically just asked us to try our best to be respectful and told the neighbor to try be a bit more understanding. On the last day of our vacation this year, my cousins came for a fire and a visit and wanted to watch us ride so I decided to do a few tricks a bit closer to shore than typical. I looked over after about 10 minutes of riding and sure enough the neighbor was down at the fire SCREAMING at my parents, brothers, uncle, and cousins. I missed some of the dialogue but as soon as I came in he said that if we didn't quit immediately that he would to take matters into his own hands. I asked him what he meant by that and he stated that he would get the gun out of his cabin and shoot us off our jet skis. I thought that either my Dad or one of my brothers was going to fight the guy since they all stood up from their chairs almost simultaneously. I didn't want things to escalate, so I calmly asked him to leave the property and to only come back over once he had calmed down and wanted to have a civil discussion. The guy did back off and head back to his cabin but I think that it was mostly because he realized that he was significantly outnumbered. We headed home the next day, so this issue remains unresolved and will probably be revisited again next year unfortunately...

The biggest thing that I don't understand is how he has such an issue with the jet skis, but seems to have no issues with the numerous surf boats plowing waves and blasting music at full volume for hours on end 100' from the end of our docks.

The problem is it only takes this one guy with time on his hands to establish a large enough group to ban skis on that lake. Once that happens getting the area opened back up is a big PIA. I am part of many different groups that work on these issues. It is a real challenge to open closed areas! Most of the time it doesn’t happen. Especially with 2-strokes... then add noise to the mix and you are done.

Talk to the guy figure him out.. Get him to ride, cook him a hot dog.. pie with ice cream.. whatever it takes so he wants to see you guys next time. He has a hobby he loves figure it out and talk to him about it...

Once lake is closed good luck! Speaking from a lot of experience.. here.
 
FWIW I did deliver the pie and apologize for being a dick the day before.
Went amazingly well as they told me how good I was on it and they watch me doing the backflips all the time...........kinda funny as thats the 4th person thats said that and I HAVE NOT FLIPPED poop!!
Also rode out farther so noise wasnt bouncing in their cove.
Sucks as I have a large audience of kids that now cant see me ride and are complaining but the neighbors are happy
 

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Hilarious! You now have set the bar higher.

1. So, you WILL have to learn to back flip!
2. You will have to invite him to bring a lawn chair down to the water, if he has time, to explain to the kids what you are doing and how the ski works, since you can't do that while on the water.
3. And to distribute or make sure that the kids don't hoard the soft drinks and water that you put in the ice bucket next to the picnic table and lawn chairs for the audience.
4. And you will have to offer to teach him how to jet ski.
5. And offer to help him buy a jet ski either sit down or stand up when he is ready to make sure that he doesn't over pay.

Hold your friends close. Hold your enemies closer. . .
 
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