Overheard at the gym

SuperJETT

SuperJETT

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My neighbor posted this today after getting back from his morning workout


Conversation overheard at the gym (verbatim)...
Trainer: what are your workout goals?

Douchebag: I want to get bigger

Trainer : Ok, well that's a pretty broad goal, but let's start with some lunges

Douchebag: no, I only want to work my arms, I would really like my arms to be as big if not bigger than my legs

Trainer: Why's that?

Douchebag: I read that women like guys with big arms/chest, and I want to keep my legs smaller bc it makes your junk look bigger.

Trainer : (mouth agape)
 
Joker

Joker

...chaos? Its Fair!
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La Porte, Indiana
Dude thats like 50 percent of gym rats. Haha. There are these two kids that lift at thw gym I go to who only do chest and arms and they have been rightfully crowned the chopstick twins. My arms are bigger thwn there legs and my arms are only 16 inch pea shooters
 
N3vrSat1sfied

N3vrSat1sfied

Military Member
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Fort Worth, TX
I hate that crap. I don't care if I am big I would rather be defined, total body. All those guys that only do chest and arms are not fit or healthy! They probably cant stand on one leg for more than a second, or run a mile, or even touch their own toes, But hey at least they have a nice chest. _idiots.

Anyway, thanks for the laugh!

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rhugo21

rhugo21

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Hermosa Beach, CA
Yup, all time winningest program in all of college football. It's D2 but we could hang with many low tier D1 teams. I used to play D1, but GV really does attract many unhappy D1 players because of their tradition, winning record and facilities. My entire house I live with is D1 transfers from schools like University of Tennessee, Northern Illinois, Ball State, Eastern Michigan, Bowling Green. We were in the final four last season, one game away from the Natty Championship
 
N3vrSat1sfied

N3vrSat1sfied

Military Member
Location
Fort Worth, TX
rhugo21 said:
Yup, all time winningest program in all of college football. It's D2 but we could hang with many low tier D1 teams. I used to play D1, but GV really does attract many unhappy D1 players because of their tradition, winning record and facilities. My entire house I live with is D1 transfers from schools like University of Tennessee, Northern Illinois, Ball State, Eastern Michigan, Bowling Green. We were in the final four last season, one game away from the Natty Championship
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not to mention couches like Brian Kelly and Chuck Martin won Nat Championships at GVSU.
 
N3vrSat1sfied

N3vrSat1sfied

Military Member
Location
Fort Worth, TX
rhugo21 said:
yes, currently one is the Notre Dame head coach and Chuck just got the Miami of Ohio job. N3vrSat1sfied did you go there?
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I watched some games there, My wife did she got here Bachelors and Masters GVSU. I went to Eastern for my bachelors and went to one football game it was pathetic.

PS i think we may have discussed this before, you transferred from Ball state right?
 
rhugo21

rhugo21

Location
Hermosa Beach, CA
yea I did transfer from there haha i remember now. Yea my roomate left eastern because they were getting like 4,000 to home games and he said it was downright depressing.
 
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