Zeon
WNY Crew
- Location
- Buffalo, NY/ Crystal beach, Ontario
So Laborday weekend I had a run in with a guy who was not happy about my TDR waterbox and hopped up noisy jetski.... So heres my story that I will share...
But heres a quick rundown of my backround in my area that this all took place.
1) We are right on Lake Erie (Big lake)
2) I know all my neighbors from one end of the beach to the other. Or atleast put a face to a location with saying hi all the time.
3) the locals all know me or talk to me all the time about jetskiing
4) I get to jetski up at my cottage one or 2 times a week MAX all summer.
5) we have owned our house on the lake for over 60 years.
6)we are 7 houses away from the boat launch
Well here goes....
Saturday September 3rd 2011 at approx 7:45PM.....
Well it is Saturday, I rode 1/4 tank early in the afternoon. We are having a family party and a few of the cousins decide to take a dip in the lake after dinner. I said to myself, well if everyone is taking a dip, the water is SUPER calm, Ill go for a 15 min rip before it gets to dark.
I take out the ski, Im about 1/4 mile from shore doing set up wake after set up wake. 15-20 min later I realized I hate flatwater, wish I had surf, and came in.
As I am coming into shore, there is a man, in his mid 50s standing next to my jetski rack where I park... And now the real story begins
I am coming in thinking this guy is going to say thats awesome, love jetskis, I remember when.... blah blah blah...
but I came in to....
Me: Hows it going today?
Guy: Well I could be better.... Can I have a word with you?
Me: Sure thing, Whats going on?
Guy: (tone of voice changed dramatic) DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG YOU HAVE BEEN OUT THERE!?!?!
Me: Ughh, 15.... maybe 20 minutes?
Guy: NO, You have been out there going in circles making alot of noise for atleast an hour
Me: Sir, It has only been about 20 min max, i did a few set up wakes and came in,
Guy: Well this is a serious problem, Do you know what its like to eat dinner with your family and hear brap brap brap brap brap brap all day and all night?
Me: Well what do you want me to do sir?
Guy: Id appreciate it if you wouldnt jetski and cause all this noise pollution. You are polluting our air with that crap. I have kids trying to sleep
Me: I thought you were enjoying a family dinner (getting cocky)
Guy: well its past the dinner hour and I still hear that thing in our yard I Dont think you should be allowed to cause all this noise
Me: Where do you live, Ive never seen you before
Guy: That does not matter
Me: Yes it does, Ill stay away from your house. But i wont stop jetskiing, It is the last weekend of summer, not to mention its labor day weekend.
Guy: Where I live is irrelevent. Well You need to stop jetskiing after 6pm or I will be calling the police. Also I only expect you to be out on the water between 4 and 6pm
Me: No it is ing relevant, Where the hell do you live. I have never seen your face. You will have to tell all boaters to get out of the water at 6 then.
Guy: down there (pointing at the boat launch).
Me: YOUR GOING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT NOISE WHEN YOU LIVE NEAR THE BOAT DOCK?! Wait Do you even have beach front property
Guy : This is supposed to be a quite place, and yes I do .
Me: Where?! I know everyone down the beach that way.... so whats the address buddy?
Guy: That does not matter
Me: Yes it does, Ill stay the hell away.
Guy: Id like it if you wouldnt use that thing anymore.
Me: Are you kidding me?! Its the summer. i work my ass off over 50 hours a week to enjoy my short weekends here. Its my weekend to.
My dad then comes down
Dad: is there a problem here?
Guy: ya your son is causing a ruckus out there annoying our family as we are trying to eat.
Dad: He is over 200 meters out. hes far enough from shore, Wait, who are you? Where are you from
Guy: It does not matter where I am from or live
Dad: yes it does, Or are you a renter?
Me: YES IT DOES, Ill keep my distance
Guy: (repeats his demands on the 6pm curfew and crap)
Dad: We have been at this cottage for over 60 years, and We have had jetskis for over 10 years and no one has complained about noise
Guy: well I have been dealing with it for over 60 years and never complained.
Dad: Your an Idiot.
Guy: No I am not, You better stop the noise during the day and evening or I will be calling the cops
Dad: You are a ing idiot, What will they do? Call them, tell them to stop at the Zion residence and ask for Dennis or Andrew.
meanwhile as he runs away with his tail between his legs looking like a jack ass in front of our family party, He walks back and he NOT ONLY does NOT have beach front property, he lives on the other side of the street, and he is RENTING the cottage for the weekend. Sorry buddy, just because you rented the cottage does not mean you can control lake Erie, Especially tell me (who lives on the water) what not to do.
But heres a quick rundown of my backround in my area that this all took place.
1) We are right on Lake Erie (Big lake)
2) I know all my neighbors from one end of the beach to the other. Or atleast put a face to a location with saying hi all the time.
3) the locals all know me or talk to me all the time about jetskiing
4) I get to jetski up at my cottage one or 2 times a week MAX all summer.
5) we have owned our house on the lake for over 60 years.
6)we are 7 houses away from the boat launch
Well here goes....
Saturday September 3rd 2011 at approx 7:45PM.....
Well it is Saturday, I rode 1/4 tank early in the afternoon. We are having a family party and a few of the cousins decide to take a dip in the lake after dinner. I said to myself, well if everyone is taking a dip, the water is SUPER calm, Ill go for a 15 min rip before it gets to dark.
I take out the ski, Im about 1/4 mile from shore doing set up wake after set up wake. 15-20 min later I realized I hate flatwater, wish I had surf, and came in.
As I am coming into shore, there is a man, in his mid 50s standing next to my jetski rack where I park... And now the real story begins
I am coming in thinking this guy is going to say thats awesome, love jetskis, I remember when.... blah blah blah...
but I came in to....
Me: Hows it going today?
Guy: Well I could be better.... Can I have a word with you?
Me: Sure thing, Whats going on?
Guy: (tone of voice changed dramatic) DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG YOU HAVE BEEN OUT THERE!?!?!
Me: Ughh, 15.... maybe 20 minutes?
Guy: NO, You have been out there going in circles making alot of noise for atleast an hour
Me: Sir, It has only been about 20 min max, i did a few set up wakes and came in,
Guy: Well this is a serious problem, Do you know what its like to eat dinner with your family and hear brap brap brap brap brap brap all day and all night?
Me: Well what do you want me to do sir?
Guy: Id appreciate it if you wouldnt jetski and cause all this noise pollution. You are polluting our air with that crap. I have kids trying to sleep
Me: I thought you were enjoying a family dinner (getting cocky)
Guy: well its past the dinner hour and I still hear that thing in our yard I Dont think you should be allowed to cause all this noise
Me: Where do you live, Ive never seen you before
Guy: That does not matter
Me: Yes it does, Ill stay away from your house. But i wont stop jetskiing, It is the last weekend of summer, not to mention its labor day weekend.
Guy: Where I live is irrelevent. Well You need to stop jetskiing after 6pm or I will be calling the police. Also I only expect you to be out on the water between 4 and 6pm
Me: No it is ing relevant, Where the hell do you live. I have never seen your face. You will have to tell all boaters to get out of the water at 6 then.
Guy: down there (pointing at the boat launch).
Me: YOUR GOING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT NOISE WHEN YOU LIVE NEAR THE BOAT DOCK?! Wait Do you even have beach front property
Guy : This is supposed to be a quite place, and yes I do .
Me: Where?! I know everyone down the beach that way.... so whats the address buddy?
Guy: That does not matter
Me: Yes it does, Ill stay the hell away.
Guy: Id like it if you wouldnt use that thing anymore.
Me: Are you kidding me?! Its the summer. i work my ass off over 50 hours a week to enjoy my short weekends here. Its my weekend to.
My dad then comes down
Dad: is there a problem here?
Guy: ya your son is causing a ruckus out there annoying our family as we are trying to eat.
Dad: He is over 200 meters out. hes far enough from shore, Wait, who are you? Where are you from
Guy: It does not matter where I am from or live
Dad: yes it does, Or are you a renter?
Me: YES IT DOES, Ill keep my distance
Guy: (repeats his demands on the 6pm curfew and crap)
Dad: We have been at this cottage for over 60 years, and We have had jetskis for over 10 years and no one has complained about noise
Guy: well I have been dealing with it for over 60 years and never complained.
Dad: Your an Idiot.
Guy: No I am not, You better stop the noise during the day and evening or I will be calling the cops
Dad: You are a ing idiot, What will they do? Call them, tell them to stop at the Zion residence and ask for Dennis or Andrew.
meanwhile as he runs away with his tail between his legs looking like a jack ass in front of our family party, He walks back and he NOT ONLY does NOT have beach front property, he lives on the other side of the street, and he is RENTING the cottage for the weekend. Sorry buddy, just because you rented the cottage does not mean you can control lake Erie, Especially tell me (who lives on the water) what not to do.