Polaris public service announcement

[Matt_E]

When PWC mechanics die and go to hell, they will forever be damned to wrench on Polaris couches.

That's all.

 

[5810]

Wtf lol

 

[McDog]

Are you sure it's not old seadoos?

 

[Matt_E]

I'm sure.

Old Seadoos (and newer 2-strokes) at least have some room to work on stuff.

 

[badvinny]

I have a strict 'NO COUCH' rule in my shop, but Hydrospace's are runnin a close second!!!

 

[Matt_E]

I have a strict 'NO COUCH' rule in my shop, but Hydrospace's are runnin a close second!!!

That rule wouldn't make me any money.
I do appreciate the absolute ease of working on standups, though.

 

[snowxr]

My ski used to be easy to work on - untill I put a polaris engine in it. Now I cross my fingers that nothing EVER goes wrong.

 

[restosud]

care for some cheese with that whine?

 

[McDog]

My 96xp had no room. Changed the starter once.....once. Then I sold it. Needed a bigger couch for the kids anyway.

 

[Watcon]

When is see Sea-Doo, I step around it..... Polaris are easy to work on...

 

[Matt_E]

I have changed my mind slightly. I now believe that the worst spots in PWC mechanic hell will consist of putting triple cylinder onto the crank cases by yourself, no help. :soapbox:

 

[DK-Freestyle]

Sea-Doo's are almost all we work on at the shop. At least once a day, every mechanic is working on seadoos, and they aren't very fun to work on.

 

[Matt_E]

Seadoos aren't too bad. There's worse.
I prefer Yamahas, naturally.

 

[DK-Freestyle]

Seadoos aren't too bad. There's worse.
I prefer Yamahas, naturally.

Yamaha FTW!

Hydrospace pumps are by far the easiest to work on, though.

 

[Matt_E]

Never even seen one in person.

 

[ryan]

worked for a polaris dealer for 10 years. so i have a head start.

 

[yamanube]

I have changed my mind slightly. I now believe that the worst spots in PWC mechanic hell will consist of putting triple cylinder onto the crank cases by yourself, no help. :soapbox:

4 cylinder sportbike motor FTL.

 

[FyrHazard]

Took a look at a friend's tigershark the other nite. 3 seater with a 650 or whatever it is in there. You could fit 2 people comfortably inside that hull around the motor with room to spare!

 

[waterfreak]

When PWC mechanics die and go to hell, they will forever be damned to wrench on Polaris couches.

That's all.

Amen brother! ...that's why I pray never to see another Polaris again

when ever you see a Polaris DI come to your shop for electrical problems...turn around and walk away!

 

[Matt_E]

I don't work on DI's of any brand.