RMBC's Texas observations & ramblings...

[63chevyll]

LOL, this is no place to start. You started it

The Mayflower needs sails,
"LETS USE WHITNEYS BALLS"

the wind is blowing hard
"LETS USE WHITNEYS BALLS TO BLOCK THE WIND"

40 something) WhitneyGher needs to keep his balls in his pants

 

[wavegoddess]

I think we'll have wavegoddess back-flippin in no time :Banane13:

:woot: I won't let you guys down, I am going to be getting a new ski this weekend. But I am on the fence between a SJ and a blaster . . . I already know how RMBC feels about that . . .

Hey Cotex DT . . . if I have sand on my feet and I put them in the Toilet and flush . . .will the sand come off???? :haha: :haha:

 

[RMBC Freeride]

Hey Cotex DT . . . if I have sand on my feet and I put them in the Toilet and flush . . .will the sand come off???? :haha: :haha:

Quote of the weekend. period. hahahaha!

 

[michael950]

:woot: I won't let you guys down, I am going to be getting a new ski this weekend. But I am on the fence between a SJ and a blaster . . . I already know how RMBC feels about that . . .

Hey Cotex DT . . . if I have sand on my feet and I put them in the Toilet and flush . . .will the sand come off???? :haha: :haha:

Uhhhh.. huh huh... she said Cotex.... :haha: :haha: :haha:

 

[63chevyll]

LOL,

why does it seem so much funier a few days later!!!!

Cotex DT, get your foot out of the $hitter, im trying to call you

 

[63chevyll]

and by the way,

who asked if i got in a fight???? someting about my black eye?
anywho.....as it turns out WG seemed it would be a crack up if he placed make-up on my face when i was passed out. i just found out last night.
the blush and eye crap must have washed off in the salt water.

i was wondering why all that black crap was on my forehead. I thought it was from my helmet......LOL,

 

[sjkawgirl]

Ah, its all water under the bridge/dodge at this point. :biggthumpup: Now, it just makes a good road story :biggthumpup: :trink26: Welcome to the boards.

Right on good to hear.
Good news I have starting thinking about buying a standup...for Brad to ride when his dies:skull2: HAHAHA!!!

Also for the record, I did not put the make up on brads face that night after the fire party, but I did laugh my ass of when I saw the pics!!

I am selling copies if anyone is interested....:bigeyes:

Pm me copies...and the bill. :biggrin:

 

[Moondance]

Geez....where to begin

The Texas ride is my absolute favorite- no if, ands or butts...hehe
I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE rummy worms:Banane01:
Penguins tend to get pissy when given the wrong diet
Penguins also don't like to sleep with crawdads
Why are bodily noises so damn funny
Never trust someone who says they are going to let you have the good bed
Apparently rummy worms in engine compartments make skis run better
I got to witness a virgin suck head for the first time:sneaky:
Parrdaddy likes to sing
Allstock likes to put his sticky tongue in your ear
Texans 'aquire' a lot of firewood
Yamahammer does not like to look the devil in the eye:sgrin:
When holding a waterballoon slingshot...never, never, never trust your buddy - even when he has earned your complete trust
Mick makes the best blender drinks - hands down

I'll be back with more

 

[NelsonLt1]

Thats great... I'd like to hear their side of the story... Luke, where you at???

I'm starting to remember something about this. I just asked her, and she said " It was dark, he was wearing a hoodie, and his hair was stainding on end like your, so I jumped on him thinking it was you." I'm thinking it had something to do with the 24 pack & bottle of Canadian Mist we split, or... ???

 

[JonnyB]

I'm starting to remember something about this. I just asked her, and she said " It was dark, he was wearing a hoodie, and his hair was stainding on end like your, so I jumped on him thinking it was you." I'm thinking it had something to do with the 24 pack & bottle of Canadian Mist we split, or... ???

yeah too bad my hair is really short I call :bs2:

 

[The Penguin]

and - um...isn't it much blonder than Luke's :biggrin:

 

[JonnyB]

and - um...isn't it much blonder than Luke's :biggrin:

oh snap good point...it was dark tho......

 

[Glory_Freestyle]

Here's a couple:

Golf carts are fun to drive WFO in the dark, pit bikes are not.

Possibly blowing 3 of the 4 ligaments in your knee sounds a lot cooler then it really is. :banghead:

Getting back on the pit bike after you crash and blow out your knee IS a good idea, just let someone else start it. :biggrin:

I need to stop sitting on ParrDaddy's lap when I'm drunk, someone ALWAYS get a picture. :bigeyes:

If it's past 4:30am and you're not in the good bed, I'm taking it, all promises are off.

It's really easy to lose stuff when you're drunk driving a golf cart at 3:30am.

I have yet to meet anyone in Texas that I didn't like.

Penguin and Yamaslut are the best hosts ever, period.

It's fun to Barrel Roll three different skis in 15 minutes.

RMBC's ski would be much more photogenic if he would get inverted on it.

 

[Glory_Freestyle]

Here's another one.

No matter how messed up my knee is, I WILL NOT GET A SEA DOO.

 

[Peter123]

No matter how messed up my knee is, I WILL NOT GET A SEA DOO.

But with the 3-D you can have it all. Standup like you're used to. MX like the pit bike. And cart, like the golf cart you took on the dunes. It'll be the best of all your world's in one goofy as$ ski.:arms:

Can I buy your old ski once your up and running on your 3D?

 

[The Penguin]

didn't Nelsonlt1 say that there might be some demo 3-D's show up?

 

[63chevyll]

"No matter how messed up my knee is, I WILL NOT GET A SEA DOO."

HAHHAH,

your a champ. if we go to LODO some night ill bring the cart. shoot, its registered in Hawaii and has plates and a bad ass light. better than a wheel chair