Stand or sit?

[Aquaholic]

A non personal watercraft bud just sent me this email:


"C'mon, dont be a dick like usual...i really need your help.

my gal wants to now get her son a jet ski for his birthday lol. i told her only idiots like you do the stunts like that but she wants to.

what advice could you give?

are jet skis the way to go? or sit downs...and i didnt ask but what are the downsides about using them in oceans in case that is what he would want to do, etc.

lemme know asshole".


And my response:

"Ask her if her son sits when he pees. That will give you the answer to your question.

 

[skinnyman]

Nice

 

[SuperJoel]

A non personal watercraft bud just sent me this email:


"C'mon, dont be a dick like usual...i really need your help.

my gal wants to now get her son a jet ski for his birthday lol. i told her only idiots like you do the stunts like that but she wants to.

what advice could you give?

are jet skis the way to go? or sit downs...and i didnt ask but what are the downsides about using them in oceans in case that is what he would want to do, etc.

lemme know asshole".


And my response:

"Ask her if her son sits when he pees. That will give you the answer to your question.

Bahahahahah!!!!!!!! Excellent!

 

[SUPERJET-113]

LMFAO! The old "classic" line... love it!

 

[SuperJoel]

El capitan on Sunday?

 

[WaveDemon]

I want to know if the women who ride standups stand to pee too.

 

[kawasakit2me]

Only when I'm in a wetsuit.

I want to know if the women who ride standups stand to pee too.

 

[Joker]

Only when I'm in a wetsuit.

Nice!!


Ice and aspirin heals any wound 

 

[Snivilous]

Only when I'm in a wetsuit.

You can get special ones with a zipper down there so you don't float in your own piss

 

[NVJAY775]

There's a bumper sticker in there somewhere! That was awesome Steve! Still laughing...

 

[garrcass]

hilarious thread What does your buddy do for fun HAHA

I want to know if the women who ride standups stand to pee too.

saw a chick on this fire crew stand and pee it was freaking nasty so much better when they squat !

 

[Aquaholic]

El capitan on Sunday?

Unlikely.

 

[Buckwild12]

You can get special ones with a zipper down there so you don't float in your own piss

why would you want to do that?, the only time I wear a suit is when its cold, it keeps you warm.

 

[SuperJoel]

You can get special ones with a zipper down there so you don't float in your own piss

naw you wanna keep that in there for warmth.

 

[SuperJoel]

why would you want to do that?, the only time I wear a suit is when its cold, it keeps you warm.

Yeah!

 

[SuperJoel]

Unlikely.

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waamp waaaa (trumpet sound) Thats a bummer when will you be going out next?