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Big Kahuna

Big Kahuna

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So after 7 years I went back racing this past weekend at Lake Hartwell. Racing was great. Pulled 2nd Place in all 3 moto's in Am Ski Stock. Big thanks to @KMAC . Now I signed up for Freestyle. Not done that in 7 years either. I guess my ski with a newly rebuilt motor is still a little long in the tooth since it decided to protest being forced to compete in freestyle. On saturday it was flat out giving me lip the whole time. Did not want to do anything I tried to make it do..... Got @Philip Clemmons to take a look at her and he gave her some attitude adjustments. But by sunday morning. That Bitch just flat out decided to not put out any. She gave me a nice tease. Probably one of the best flat water rolls that I have ever done and then she decided to get all Bitchy about it. You want to know what she did, you will never believe it......... That Bitch decided that she was done putting out. If I wanted to do freestyle, I could flat out do it by my self........ She refused, over and over again...... So, What do many of us do when they wont put out? Take care of it our self. Yup. I had to do it. It was nasty. Just not as enjoyable at all. Did not leave me feeling all satisfied and worn out............... Yep. I was forced to Gulp............. do the Dead Ski Routine in the water. Climb up on the nose and dry hump the pole. Slide off and then log roll that Bitch several times. Go around back and grab ahold of her ass and kick at it a few time. Then Try and Climb up on top to mount her only to get jack slapped into a flat water back flip out of the tray... Then you just feel so ashamed that you have to turn over in the water like a duck, I mean like @Matt Jones. And just kick your legs like a synchronized swimmer. Oh, Then she decided to tease me for just a second by cranking up and i preceded to reach up and grab her Nipple (Handhold) and she started spinning around and around in protest and then just totally cut me off...............
 
swapmeet

swapmeet

Brotastic
Location
Arlington TX
Big Kahuna said:
So after 7 years I went back racing this past weekend at Lake Hartwell. Racing was great. Pulled 2nd Place in all 3 moto's in Am Ski Stock. Big thanks to @KMAC . Now I signed up for Freestyle. Not done that in 7 years either. I guess my ski with a newly rebuilt motor is still a little long in the tooth since it decided to protest being forced to compete in freestyle. On saturday it was flat out giving me lip the whole time. Did not want to do anything I tried to make it do..... Got @Philip Clemmons to take a look at her and he gave her some attitude adjustments. But by sunday morning. That Bitch just flat out decided to not put out any. She gave me a nice tease. Probably one of the best flat water rolls that I have ever done and then she decided to get all Bitchy about it. You want to know what she did, you will never believe it......... That Bitch decided that she was done putting out. If I wanted to do freestyle, I could flat out do it by my self........ She refused, over and over again...... So, What do many of us do when they wont put out? Take care of it our self. Yup. I had to do it. It was nasty. Just not as enjoyable at all. Did not leave me feeling all satisfied and worn out............... Yep. I was forced to Gulp............. do the Dead Ski Routine in the water. Climb up on the nose and dry hump the pole. Slide off and then log roll that Bitch several times. Go around back and grab ahold of her ass and kick at it a few time. Then Try and Climb up on top to mount her only to get jack slapped into a flat water back flip out of the tray... Then you just feel so ashamed that you have to turn over in the water like a duck, I mean like @Matt Jones. And just kick your legs like a synchronized swimmer. Oh, Then she decided to tease me for just a second by cranking up and i preceded to reach up and grab her Nipple (Handhold) and she started spinning around and around in protest and then just totally cut me off...............
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Quinc

Quinc

Buy a Superjet
Location
California
durhamgoat said:
Can't figure out how you got a $9 bill in California, tax alone had to be more than that.
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I will have to see if I can find a picture of the bill. It was $8.63. 800sq ft house with a wood stove in the winter. I unplugged everything unless I was using it and dried my clothes in front of the fire.
 
OCD Solutions

OCD Solutions

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Rentz, GA
@Big Kahuna This is how you tell a story, Swapmeet style! :)

So after 7 years I went back racing this past weekend at Lake Hartwell.

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Racing was great. Pulled 2nd Place in all 3 moto's in Am Ski Stock.

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Big thanks to @KMAC.

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Now I signed up for Freestyle.

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Not done that in 7 years either.

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I guess my ski with a newly rebuilt motor is still a little long in the tooth since it decided to protest being forced to compete in freestyle.
On saturday it was flat out giving me lip the whole time. Did not want to do anything I tried to make it do.....

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Got@Philip Clemmons to take a look at her and he gave her some attitude adjustments. But by sunday morning. That Bitch just flat out decided to not put out any.

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She gave me a nice tease. Probably one of the best flat water rolls that I have ever done and then she decided to get all Bitchy about it.

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You want to know what she did, you will never believe it......... That Bitch decided that she was done putting out. If I wanted to do freestyle, I could flat out do it by my self........ She refused, over and over again......

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So, What do many of us do when they wont put out? Take care of it our self. Yup. I had to do it.

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It was nasty. Just not as enjoyable at all.

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Did not leave me feeling all satisfied and worn out............... Yep. I was forced to Gulp............. do the Dead Ski Routine in the water.

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Climb up on the nose and dry hump the pole.

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Slide off and then log roll that Bitch several times.

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Go around back and grab a hold of her ass and kick at it a few time.

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Then Try and Climb up on top to mount her only to get jack slapped into a flat water back flip out of the tray...

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Then you just feel so ashamed that you have to turn over in the water like a duck, I mean like @Matt Jones.

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And just kick your legs like a synchronized swimmer.

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Oh, Then she decided to tease me for just a second by cranking up and i preceded to reach up and grab her Nipple (Handhold) and she started spinning around and around in protest

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and then just totally cut me off...............

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OCD Solutions

OCD Solutions

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Rentz, GA
Lol, I was all revved up from working at home and firing on all 12 cylinders...only to walk into work and find everything all stopped up with absolutely nothing going on! That energy had to go somewhere. :D
 
McDog

McDog

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Staff member
Location
South Florida
This is not trivial. This package is my specific circus pole brackets being air shipped from Serbia like three weeks ago. Wtf usps!!!! How long does it take to get from California to Georgia!!!!!? I can't ride until it gets here.
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Roseand

Roseand

The Weaponizer
Site Supporter
Location
Wisconsin
Usps is cheap and usps priority is awesome.
Ups even with a business discount costs like 30$+ to ship a pole anywhere. Plus it takes like a week to get to cali from WI
 
Quinc

Quinc

Buy a Superjet
Location
California
swapmeet said:
....and you get what you pay for.


I'll admit, I use them sometimes. And we all know Jet Maniac uses them and I haven't had a problem. But they lose more packages than any other shipper i've ever dealt with. And their tracking system is awful.
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I have probably only shipped 30-40 packages in my life but I have never had an issue and they have always been the least expensive option.
 
OCD Solutions

OCD Solutions

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Rentz, GA
I have shipped that many in a single month with my average being 25 packages a month for roughly the past 3 years and they only lost one single package in all that time. 3 or 4 went missing for a bit but they did eventually show up.
 
Grouper

Grouper

Location
upstate new York
I've had only 1 screw up by usps. I shipped something from here to the Florida keys. It made it to Florida, but then went to Nevada and stayed there for nearly a week before it was sent back to Florida.
 
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