the variations of BRAP!.....

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PancakePete

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SJBrit said:
My Dictionary of Brap:

Brapophobia - The desire to buy a 3D
Brapophile - Someone who loves to shred
Braposis - A disease of the mind causing you to spend all your money on motor mods
Brapitis - Aching in the lower back from too much pole riding
Brapasaurus Mex - An extinct form of surf rider
Parabrapology - The study of supernatural jetskiers
Psychobrapia - Hallucinating about jetskiing after drinking too much Redbull
Brapanoia - The fear that one of your buddies will go bigger than you, forcing you to extremes
Brapatarsel - Your throttle finger
Bapumcision - Shortening your stock handle pole
Brapendectomy - Removing your motor
Cellular Braposis - Spending too much time on the phone arranging freerides
Brapolution - The evolution of longer and longer stroker cranks

OK, now my head hurts :biggthumpup:

DUDE, THAT IS AWESOME.... :hail:

Can I put this on my site ?
 

parrdaddy

No he will not!
SJBrit said:
Braptopia - A mythical place where the waves are always six feet, with 10 second spacing and glassy water between, the water temperature is 75 degrees, and where nude sunbathing is legal, but only for attractive women.

No no, it's true, I have seen this place..........it DOES exist :hail:

But I can't tell you where, otherwise you clowns would all come at once and brap all the hotties away :dunno:
 
Originally Posted by SJBrit
Braptopia - A mythical place where the waves are always six feet, with 10 second spacing and glassy water between, the water temperature is 75 degrees, and where nude sunbathing is legal, but only for attractive women.

dont forget.......

bpipes grow on trees
100 octane is regular
15 foot water depth at any point
 
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