TheBuzzard and his threads

[subhard]

No seriously buzzard. What did/do you do for a living

 

[Armored snuffy]

Hey buzzard, what ratio do you mix your oil at?

 

[Stblaz08]

Lol this is great...... He don't put anyone in a choke hold and make them buy anything..... Everyone he sells to has eyes ears and hands they can look smell feel touch any part before they decide to buy.... Anyways mark is a good dude and has a load of knowledge!!! And he likes to talk so we tend to get along great

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[Matt_E]

So your first thought was welfare was paying for it?

The natural reaction of any red-blooded American upon finding out that his neighbor has fancy toys but no "regular" job is to assume that he/she is on welfare.
You know, lobster, steak, caddies.

 

[tshank123]

Have you thought of his age? Maybe he is retired already and gets a pension. He is in the 50's. My dad can retire at 52 and that's 4 years away. Maybe he has everything payed off and just needs money for electric and food. You don't know his situation so stfu if you don't like it. Maybe you should have listened to your mom more.

I never cared how he got his money. If you read the thread I was simply addressing what Matt was debating me on. Free market, capitalism, etc. I was only suggesting that you could sell parts at stupidly high prices if you had another source of income. Maybe Im wrong and theirs more idiots floating around out there buying parts off of him than I'm aware of. In that case I suppose you can make a living off newbs and their ignorance.

 

[tshank123]

The natural reaction of any red-blooded American upon finding out that his neighbor has fancy toys but no "regular" job is to assume that he/she is on welfare.
You know, lobster, steak, caddies.

Well, its not all that uncommon. The average "poor" person in this country has multiple vehicles, televisions, computers, smart phones, gaming systems, and most other comforts that you would only imagine a person with a regular job could afford. This is America though, we wouldn't want to give anyone incentive to get off their @sses now would we?

 

[Armored snuffy]

The Buzzard is the most interesting man in the word.

 

[zzylstra]

this local knucklehead calls me for an AC SJ pole. $300 and i got it. he comes, looks at it, holds it in his hands, finger s it and buys it. i hear later thru a mutual friend that he's not happy with it. he takes it home , starts sanding on it and finds bondo on it. oh no! doesnt have the guts to call me but cries to others about it. i was going to use that pole myself on one of my builds but that meant work i didnt want to do, so i offed it. the pole was good enough while it was in your hands, in your face, before you bought. i havent got much respect for those kind. if it was a stator that i said was good and it was burned up, thats different. if you didnt like it , you should not have bought it. he's been talking ever since.

Hey that was me!! U make me feel so special when u talk about me buzzard. Anyways, first off it was my first part I bought for a ski was that pole, was riding maybe a couple months prior, what does that tell you? I was a noob and he got off that night cuz he ed over a noob. Next. Not ONLY was there a 1/4" thick layer of buzzard covering up multiple bend and dents, the structural tubes inside the pole where kinked. God $300 def not after the fact I found out but it was my fault I was inexperienced. U have the absolute worst business ethics if you think it is the "CUSTOMERS" fault that something was not described right. Your "LIKE NEW" description of a product is a pen holder to most people. Lol kinda like that AC pole, hell I remember you said over the phone it was "LIKE NEW", sure did look like it with the 8 coats of fresh spray paint on there till it got home. Buzzard u are a tool, ur life must be so degrading, hell I wonder what kind of tax evasion you are up to. Might have to make a few phone calls

 

[JT_Freeride]

Hey that was me!! U make me feel so special when u talk about me buzzard. Anyways, first off it was my first part I bought for a ski was that pole, was riding maybe a couple months prior, what does that tell you? I was a noob and he got off that night cuz he ed over a noob. Next. Not ONLY was there a 1/4" thick layer of buzzard covering up multiple bend and dents, the structural tubes inside the pole where kinked. God $300 def not after the fact I found out but it was my fault I was inexperienced. U have the absolute worst business ethics if you think it is the "CUSTOMERS" fault that something was not described right. Your "LIKE NEW" description of a product is a pen holder to most people. Lol kinda like that AC pole, hell I remember you said over the phone it was "LIKE NEW", sure did look like it with the 8 coats of fresh spray paint on there till it got home. Buzzard u are a tool, ur life must be so degrading, hell I wonder what kind of tax evasion you are up to. Might have to make a few phone calls

Did you contact him after you found this out. He does for the most part say in is eBay adds that the parts are warrantied. Granted the prices are high but seriously if someone is willing to pay it then that's what is worth to them.

 

[Matt_E]

Well, its not all that uncommon. The average "poor" person in this country has multiple vehicles, televisions, computers, smart phones, gaming systems, and most other comforts that you would only imagine a person with a regular job could afford. This is America though, we wouldn't want to give anyone incentive to get off their @sses now would we?

If only we could enforce some kind of maximum standard of living for the poor people. Say, only white bread that is about to expire. No sodas. Rotary dial phone only. The notion that "poor people" might have a standard of living even remotely approaching my own is sickening, fellow Americans.
Some kind of indentured servant status whilst on welfare ought to be brought up at the next election cycle.

 

[Armored snuffy]

 

[zzylstra]

^^ lol. How about that jet maniac that guy right there does people right and look how successful he is.

 

[TheBuzzard]

Hey that was me!! U make me feel so special when u talk about me buzzard. Anyways, first off it was my first part I bought for a ski was that pole, was riding maybe a couple months prior, what does that tell you? I was a noob and he got off that night cuz he ed over a noob. Next. Not ONLY was there a 1/4" thick layer of buzzard covering up multiple bend and dents, the structural tubes inside the pole where kinked. God $300 def not after the fact I found out but it was my fault I was inexperienced. U have the absolute worst business ethics if you think it is the "CUSTOMERS" fault that something was not described right. Your "LIKE NEW" description of a product is a pen holder to most people. Lol kinda like that AC pole, hell I remember you said over the phone it was "LIKE NEW", sure did look like it with the 8 coats of fresh spray paint on there till it got home. Buzzard u are a tool, ur life must be so degrading, hell I wonder what kind of tax evasion you are up to. Might have to make a few phone calls

those are lies. when i advertise locally, my description is always spot on. it does no good to lie and say LIKE NEW only to have the buyer show up and find junk. i dont waste my or others time that way. you have never been a man about this and nothing you do would surprise me. you have done nothing but talk behind my back. even greg asked why you didnt just call me.

 

[subhard]

Focus up here buzzard. What's your real job

 

[TheBuzzard]

Focus up here buzzard. What's your real job

the buzzard is going snake on your ass shortly. its been answered several times. I SELL JETSKIS AND JETSKI PARTS SINCE 2004. thats it, thats all. i used to be an auto mechanic but quit that in 2003.

 

[Armored snuffy]

Strong work

 

[Flyboy]

I love how matt_e and tshank are have a totally different conversation than everyone else lol. But seriously why hate on a guy you don't know. I know a guy like the buzzard. Doesn't take any bs and speaks his mind. Nothing wrong with that. Just have to have tuff skin and don't talk like you know everything. Probably is everyone is so sensitive now days. People get crucified if they offend people

 

[zzylstra]

those are lies. when i advertise locally, my description is always spot on. it does no good to lie and say LIKE NEW only to have the buyer show up and find junk. i dont waste my or others time that way. you have never been a man about this and nothing you do would surprise me. you have done nothing but talk behind my back. even greg asked why you didnt just call me.

That's a lie there bud, u said you have all your good poles in the garage that you sell for no less then $300 all in very good condition. With it being my first pole we bullted a little about mounting it on a SN, settled on the AC pole. Came that day picked it up for $300. Took it home it was junk, used it but def didn't trust it, even tho I wasn't doing anything that could compromise the strength. I'm still the type of person that like clean straight not that's been bondo'd in a ing Mexican chop shop then shot with 8 coats of all the same color white. Exterior look good when I picked it up. Long story short i bought a rrp from someone on here for $500 that was very clean. Really wish I would done that at first. And don't bring Greg into your storms, he is too good of a guy to start throwing accusations out back and forth. I had a long talk with him and we agreed on some stuff, been doing my business with him and not one bad word to say about the guy so don't ruin a reputation to up yours.

 

[kraqus]

WTF!
This thread is reaching the heights of awesomeness......I left at 6AM at a few posts in one page.....and now.....geez!






Benny

 

[Str8huckin]

Yea that was us. I was trying to help my buddy fix his ski. Next time I help somebody I'm not taking their word on anything. We pulled the stator cover off because he said that he already checked the battery and the terminals. I will say you sounded like a total dick when you tried to help us, but I think you may have been upset/busy with something else at the moment. I can't hate on you for that, any help is better than no help.
The one or two times my girlfriend talked to you she said you were a total dick but I wasn't there to witness anything. (I think she talked to you at the hotel pool) Just because she is a girl doesn't mean she is stupid when it comes to jet skis.
Revving your ski in the hotel parking lot when it's 6am isn't that cool. It didn't really bother me because we were loading up but I can see how that would piss some people off.
Your online posts don't really bother me. That might be because I don't really read them. To be honest the title of this thread made it sound like somebody was going to thank you.
Overall I think you are ok, you sure seemed like an azzhole at the time, but maybe we started off on the wrong foot. I'm not going to post a huge rant about you or anything. Thats just not very cool. Out of all of the jet ski people I have met I've only had a problem with 3 people. In general the people in the jet ski community are really cool. So I'll just give you the benefit of the doubt.
At the next freeride I'll make my final decision on if I like your or not. lol
In the end I guess this post is somewhat useless. Sorry to waste everyone's time.

The buzzard dont sugar coat bro. He calls um like he sees um. If you two monkeys looked like you were fooking a football under the hood of that 750 im sure he let you have it.