Next we will be hearing about "Obama-thrill", a new policy which governs the extent to which the rich can have fun. Any excess budget those in the 1% tax bracket have for entertainment will be redistributed to those who aren't as fortunate to have ample entertainment. The newly founded entertainment enforcement agency will issue and monitor "Fun Offsets" to limit the rich's activities, "Fun Stamps" to the poor and/or Illegals and terrorists, and companies providing thrill services will be audited according to how the ownership leans politically. Of course, certain religious organizations shall be barred from providing any sort of "clean fun" because that may offend the free spirited of this world. "Clean fun" shall not be confused with the government subsidized "Green Fun". Those boring individuals who refuse to take part in "Obama-Thrill" will be taxed for not having fun and those funds shall be secretly sent to Syria to provide entertainment to terrorists in training in the form of prostitution and casinos. American soldiers shall be barred from using their meager salaries on entertainment because we absolutely cannot allow them live a more thrilling life than terrorists. "Obama-thrill" will be sold to the masses through promises that by these regulations, America will be providing free fun to all at the expense of only 7 of the super rich (Who of course will simply band together, move away from this corrupt hell hole, and buy their own damn country).