Went for a ride yesterday and had an absolute blast. Ski is running better than ever and I am absolutely loving the addition of my FFH that I just installed. Got kinda tired after a while because the 781BB can be a handful for an old guy especially when it's really windy and choppy out there. Anyhow, I decide to park it at the beach to catch my breath, and my neighbor is sitting there with a couple of older folks whom I assumed were aunts and uncles or grandparents or whatever. The older woman, who is very friendly and also very, very rotund, is asking me all sorts of questions about the SJ. "So that's one of those stand up jet skis?" Yes, yes it is, it's a lot of fun. "It looked it, do you like them better than the kind you sit on?" Yes, very much so. I enjoy the challenge, and the workout. "So, it's a good work out?" Yes, it really is. "Is it good for your core?" Well, I'd imagine so.
All 350 pounds of her then turns and looks at her husband, who is probably 140 lbs soaking wet, and says, "honey, maybe I should get one of those to help me get my figure back". Her husband, who had been silent the whole time just sipping a PBR, quietly replies back "Donna, you know I love you, but you can't even ride your phucking scooter without falling off, so I doubt you'd do very well on that thing."
Old folks are priceless.