Today's edition of "WTF is this guy thinking?"

[The Penguin]

http://houston.craigslist.org/boa/1601980162.html

 

[Patrick Star]

Too bad I'm not in Corups, I would head up there on my Tiger with a compression testor and my CSI flash light and offer him about 800 for both.

I like the way he said "highly modified"... Kinda like on the warning label it says "highly manuverable sport watercraft", lol.