I had a hearse before I got into stand ups. I had big plans for, bagged, custom paint and interior. Had my daughter and the budget was too much. (40k across 5 years) so I sold it as a project.
The rendering
The reality
Best thing about owning one is the worst thing. People will FOREVER remember you as the guy that had the "hurst".
Theyll post pics of hearses on your FB page... Tell you stories about their friend who had a "hurst" in highschool etc... It gets old.
The back door isn't wide enough to hold two skis generally, but if you don't mind the stigma, and the above reasons, go for it!
Tough to Donk that FWD.