we need to invite this kid to daytona.

[WaveDemon]

http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2009/12/this-kid-rules


It’s that time of the year where local news stations do heartwarming puff pieces for the holiday season. Except in Tennessee, where four-year-old Hayden Wright snuck out of his home in the middle of the night, got drunk, wandered around the neighborhood, went into a neighbor’s house, and stole presents from under the tree — one of which was a little girl’s dress that he then put on before continuing wandering around the neighborhood. I repeat: four years old.

 

[sflsurfrider]

"My mom always said I was precocious, but compared to me this kid is a genius. I didn’t get into drunken burglary and cross-dressing until I was 19."

:lmao:

 

[AtomicPunk]

this mom needs to have LOSER tattooed across her forehead...

• mom is prego with this kid at 16, I guess the only positive here is she married the baby's daddy (but now divorcing him).
• kid steals beer out grandpa's cooler (so she still lives at home)
• Husband is in jail
• She can't figure out how he can up pop tops?
• She *thinks* she is a good mom
• Kid is already cross-dressing at age 4
• WTF is that hair style?
• "kids do things like this and it is out of your control".... WTF! you cant control a 4 year old? what is going to happen when he is 10!
• I wonder how much "assistance" she is getting from the gubmnt

 

[WaveDemon]

this mom needs to have LOSER tattooed across her forehead...

• mom is prego with this kid at 16, I guess the only positive here is she married the baby's daddy (but now divorcing him).
• kid steals beer out grandpa's cooler (so she still lives at home)
• Husband is in jail
• She can't figure out how he can up pop tops?
• She *thinks* she is a good mom
• Kid is already cross-dressing at age 4
• WTF is that hair style?
• "kids do things like this and it is out of your control".... WTF! you cant control a 4 year old? what is going to happen when he is 10!
• I wonder how much "assistance" she is getting from the gubmnt

but the kid knows how to party! :Banane13:

 

[AtomicPunk]

but the kid knows how to party! :Banane13:

I know, I waited until I was 13 to start partying.. I guess kids just start earlier these days.

 

[The Penguin]

except for the cross-dressing, it sounds like Saki...but who know what he does at home.

 

[sflsurfrider]

maybe he dresses in a penguin suit.....

thats kinda like cross dressing.... if youre a duck.

 

[Stricky]

That happened in Chattanooga where my parents live in the summer and I went to college. I'm SO proud. Why do I hear the song from deliverance playing in the background.

 

[Emm]

Last time I was in Chattanooga I passed out in a diner ....so I know where this kid is coming from...Chattanooga is the devil :wiggle::biggrin:

 

[WaveDemon]

You must be that kids mentor stricky

 

[yamaslut]

crazy...

on that same page they are talking about the "Family Ties" actors... Moms a lesbo and the youngest kid just got picked up on an outstanding warrant..

he's a looker too.... :haha:

 

[diamondaudio10]

just take one look at the mom and that just says it all..... at least he didnt wonder off with a bottle of jack

 

[AtomicPunk]

Last time I was in Chattanooga I passed out in a diner ....so I know where this kid is coming from...Chattanooga is the devil :wiggle::biggrin:

so...... "what happens in Chattanooga stays in Chattanooga"?

 

[Emm]

so...... "what happens in Chattanooga stays in Chattanooga"?

it is what happens when you don't eat and you drink a lot of high alcohol beers :friday: Old Rasputin did me in.

I ordered my pancakes and ice cream and then it was over.....

Downtown Chatt is awesome! :bananalama:

 

[djkorn1]

trash...