Super Jet XR-tech 12vane pump

[D-Roc]

Gil get a potato vein pump! Dang!

 

[WFO Speedracer]

Come to think of it that pump would make some awesome french fries if we sharpen the veins up a bit !

 

[D-Roc]

The worse that could happen is potato wedges as is. I say fire it up and chuck some in. I am fricken hungry now.

 

[Idok]

18 vein?

I proably wouldnt go more than 14.....as that is what skat has done


granted, if you have a big enough engine its possible.........but is 18 veins going to allow enough water to pass through or just give too much resistance??

dont know the ansewrs to any of these questions...just thinking out loud

 

[teddy]

what would be the desirable rpm's for a medium sized potato to make fries?? im sure this is where the number of veins come into play also..

 

[snowxr]

How about Ginsu vanes? They'll cut a potato (and a tin can). But wait, there's more! Call now and we'll throw in teflon coated cookware.....

 

[GIL]

How about Ginsu vanes? They'll cut a potato (and a tin can). But wait, there's more! Call now and we'll throw in teflon coated cookware.....

Hey genius, we need the phone number to be able to call to order our ginsu pump and teflon coated cookware! LMAO jk

BTW-you do know that I have not been bashing your project at all-just being the idiot that I am-right?

 

[snowxr]

Fo Sho, Gil. Besides, it's not a product. It's just something I built for fun. Yeah, I need to get out more.

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Now back to the show.

 

[GIL]

I just got off the phone with Hans and he had great news regarding this new pump design! Hans states that the prolific pump dynamic static pressure will be greatly increased therefore causing the need for more static timing and compounded compression therefore creating a newfound need for Team Scream motors!!! Chucky should be thrilled now that
we have proven there is a need for 275psi and 89*static timing!!!

 

[teddy]

what if your vein is too small for the pump. or the pump is too lose for your vein, what do you do then???

 

[GIL]

what if your vein is too small for the pump. or the pump is too lose for your vein, what do you do then???

I feel certain that our good friend at XRTech has already found a solution to size and offers shims for proper vein / wall clearance. I prefer my clearance to be .0000000001
which creates profound amounts of pressure at the cerebral coretex of the pressure cavity in the rotater assembly!

 

[teddy]

so when do you no when the pressure at the cerebral coretex of the pressure cavity in the rotater assembly is to great/high of a pressure??? im guessing to high of pressure in the pressure cavity will make problems in the rotater assembly.. there for the rotater assembly will need more rpm's to turn with higher pressure in the pressure cavity..

 

[GIL]

so when do you no when the pressure at the cerebral coretex of the pressure cavity in the rotater assembly is to great/high of a pressure??? im guessing to high of pressure in the pressure cavity will make problems in the rotater assembly.. there for the rotater assembly will need more rpm's to turn with higher pressure in the pressure cavity..

Teddy, you are a great student of the studies of dynamics! The higher the pressure the more money you must spend on over-rated, over-priced Hp.

 

[teddy]

now wheres my damn teflon coated cookware and potater???

 

[snowxr]

Oh great, now I need to make pots and pans, too. :chairfall:

 

[teddy]

BTW, great work on the pump. theres no bashing going on towards you..
Ill be looking forward to the pot's and pans.

 

[GIL]

I ordered the ginsu pump and still dont have my teflon coated pots and pans!!! WTF??? I forsee some negative feedback in someones future!!! LMAO

 

[teddy]

I received a package today, what i thought was going to be my teflon coated pots and pans. I open the box and see a tube of K-Y and two teflon coated handels that were long in lenth, but no pots and pans.. WTF do you suppose i do with this???LOL..

I would not recommend buying his teflon coated pots and pans.. It's a mystery what you might find in your box, I feel like ive been abused..

 

[GIL]

I received a package today, what i thought was going to be my teflon coated pots and pans. I open the box and see a tube of K-Y and two teflon coated handels that were long in lenth, but no pots and pans.. WTF do you suppose i do with this???LOL..

I would not recommend buying his teflon coated pots and pans.. It's a mystery what you might find in your box, I feel like ive been abused..

Word....
UPS just showed up with a 3' long box from XRTech and wouldn't you know it-a purple double headed 3' dildo and KY in the box. At least my wife will have fun tonight while I get effed! I am taking this to negative feedback now! I feel like I just spent 20K on a brand spankin new ski from EME.

 

[teddy]

Damn, 3' long and only one tube of K-Y, dat there aint right the nerve of some peolpe. Look at the bright side of it, At least it's purple! I got sent two black teflon coated shafts of a handle. Careful with that three footed purple dubble headed monster, Your wife might just kick you to the curb.