Other California ski registration went up 80%!

Murdock

'03 SJ
Location
Houston
Texas is a pure fantasy land for me. Compared to California? Well... A lot more land, a lot less people occupying it... A lot more trucks, burning much less expensive gas... A lot more guns in the hands of law abiding citizens and a lot less in the hands of criminals... CA you'll be paying 7.50% sales tax on top of an 8% state income tax, TX you'll be paying 6.25% sales tax on top of ABSOLUTELY NOTHING... I'll see your Arnold Schwarzenegger and raise you Chuck Norris and Clint Eastwood... Both are warm enough for me to sweat my balls off 12 months out of the year at the southern end of the state and cold enough to freeze them off in the winter on the northern end... We don't have the beaches, the surfing or the women that CA does but the Gulf water is piss-warm year round and Nancy Pelosi doesn't live here. So to answer your question, Texas is treating me like I only wish the rest of America could be treated!

I will take Texas women over Cali women any day. Please come to TX but don't try to change it to a liberal place like Cali... we don't have another Texas to turn to if yall ruin this one.
 
Location
PNW
Step by Step for CA residents

Step by step instructions for people in CA who want to save the additional $16 for Starbucks:

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Girls in Texas are hot; they are just a little bit bigger then the girls in Cali. =P

Agreed. I worked in the bayarea for a year and I can count the number of attractive women I ran into on one hand. If we exclude the Asians, that number drops to zero. I will take a woman from Texas over Cali (at least the bay area) any day. Second on the lovely piss warm gulf water.
 
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