Christmas come early!!

[Matt_E]

I wasn't talking about you either.........we know we don't know all that much...:smoker:

You should be talking about me.
I fit the bill you described perfectly. :kabong:

I'm learning how little I know.

 

[WFO Speedracer]

All my boats have laynards,none of they came with them,nuff said.

 

[dirkdiggler]

I enjoy losing my ski once in a while cause usually a boat full of horny young hussies roll up asking if you need assistance! Perfect way to get a few free Cocktails!!!

The lanyard wrist thing also Fu*k's up my perfect/seamless Tizzzzzan!! jk

 

[The Penguin]

I enjoy losing my ski once in a while cause usually a boat full of horny young hussies roll up asking if you need assistance! Perfect way to get a few free Cocktails!!!

The lanyard wrist thing also Fu*k's up my perfect/seamless Tizzzzzan!! jk

if a lanyard strap fcks it up and you don't want to wear it - are you going to skip a PFD as well since it would leave you with a farmer tizzzzzan?

 

[Matt_E]

I enjoy losing my ski once in a while cause usually a boat full of horny young hussies roll up asking if you need assistance! Perfect way to get a few free Cocktails!!!

The lanyard wrist thing also Fu*k's up my perfect/seamless Tizzzzzan!! jk

You're a dork.

 

[Moondance]

You're a dork.

Understatement

 

[dirkdiggler]

It was a Jk = Joke!

Sometimes I don’t wear a vest, only lakes without any DNR! I just strap the vest around my ankles.

The movie that made me buy a stand-up was called Into The Blue. It showed two guys rockin some Polaris Octane’s in the Bahamas without Life vests then Jessica Alba ass shots galore!!!

I wasn’t joking about the exceptional assistance a boat full of 18 year olds can provide!

 

[Matt_E]

What are you, six?

 

[dirkdiggler]

25 but dont tell anyone, the lowest age I can get away with is 19!

 

[Matt_E]

Shens

 

[D-Roc]

hahaha this guys great! living the dream.

 

[brentR]

nothin like some good sunday night humor to kill time at work hehe!

 

[D-Roc]

i laughed, 14 will get you 20.

 

[brentR]

"dont do that nikka, thats 5 to 10!!"