Other Ghetto fixes/work on jet skis...

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You should be in the repair biz for a while, I see it all, the best one was the Kawasaki 750 SS I bought for $100.00 apparently the stator or CDI puked in it, so someone mounted a 4 banger car distributor where the oil pump was at and ran it total loss battery coil, the distrubutor had two cylinders directly across from each other firing the motor and the other two cylinders had a wire running from one terminal to the other on the cap, there is a pic of it somewhere around here, I will see if I can find it.

But did it run at all?
 
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You should be in the repair biz for a while, I see it all, the best one was the Kawasaki 750 SS I bought for $100.00 apparently the stator or CDI puked in it, so someone mounted a 4 banger car distributor where the oil pump was at and ran it total loss battery coil, the distrubutor had two cylinders directly across from each other firing the motor and the other two cylinders had a wire running from one terminal to the other on the cap, there is a pic of it somewhere around here, I will see if I can find it.

But did it run at all?
 

BruceSki

Formerly Motoman25
Location
Long Island
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You should be in the repair biz for a while, I see it all, the best one was the Kawasaki 750 SS I bought for $100.00 apparently the stator or CDI puked in it, so someone mounted a 4 banger car distributor where the oil pump was at and ran it total loss battery coil, the distrubutor had two cylinders directly across from each other firing the motor and the other two cylinders had a wire running from one terminal to the other on the cap, there is a pic of it somewhere around here, I will see if I can find it.

yeah yeah.... a "customer" did that one huh.......
 

WFO Speedracer

A lifetime ban is like a lifetime warranty !
Location
Alabama
yeah yeah.... a "customer" did that one huh.......

Yeah I am not sure who actually did it, it wasn't me, a guy pulled up wanting to sell this ski for $100.00, I bought it knowing it was toast, I figure the jet pump , cases and cylinder are worth that much, I took off the seat and found that contraption and was like WTF ? :love:
 
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Joker

...chaos? Its Fair!
my carb and reed assembly became loose and it broke my intake mani so i just jb welded it back together and re ported it and it works amazing.
 

SuziQ

Banned
only when he talks to my ski the way he does, now that was something for sure! LOL

I haven't seen him in a while actually, but I do have to get in touch with him soon about two of the skis, so I am sure I will. :love:
 

WFO Speedracer

A lifetime ban is like a lifetime warranty !
Location
Alabama
only when he talks to my ski the way he does, now that was something for sure! LOL

I haven't seen him in a while actually, but I do have to get in touch with him soon about two of the skis, so I am sure I will. :love:

You two probably already have, keeping in on the DL I see,no problemo I am down wit dat !


I don't know I seem to remember you and Fox and something about a vacuum cleaner hose, I never got the dirty details.
 
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motoman96

Banned
Location
Lodi Cali
Who needs a trailer when you got a truck...lmfao

Sorry man, I had to do it...

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SuziQ

Banned
You two probably already have, keeping in on the DL I see,no problemo I am down wit dat !


I don't know I seem to remember you and Fox and something about a vacuum cleaner hose, I never got the dirty details.

Would you please talk white, I have no earthly idea what you are trying to say in that first sentence. As for the vacuum cleaner hose, I said he would scavenge it for use in a ski to get it running, because that is how he is, lol.

skis run better when you talk dirty to them

Oh he was doing more to my poor ski that just talking potty mouth to it Idok, he was molesting it as he was doing it! It was shockingly hilarious actually; I had never seen anyone do that before (boy has an anger mgmt problem).
 

WFO Speedracer

A lifetime ban is like a lifetime warranty !
Location
Alabama
Sorry I live in Alabama, I have to know how to speak Jive, hey we now know a language we can talk in that Suzi can't comprehend, I am gonna have some fun with this .

Yo beesh howza bout we go back to de crib and break the wood. you down ?
 
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SuziQ

Banned
I figured it out after I read it a few times ya old redneck, and that last one took only one read. The answer to both is a BIG no of course.
 
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