No matter what a sit down rider tells you, never ride two dudes on a couch.

[Raddog]

"Life's a garden, dig it"
Cheers Joe Dirt

 

[j0hnny]

I'm not the brightest tool in the cookie jar.

 

[speedysprocket]

it ain't broke,don't fix it.

If it ain't broke, fix it till it is
"If it ain't broke, ride harder" - @WILKEY, 2014

 

[EfX]

riding > wrenching

 

[makejetskiinggreatagain]

I'm not the brightest tool in the cookie jar.

LMAO Isnt that from boondock saints?

 

[N3vrSat1sfied]

if you lose your cool, you may never find it.

If you don't know where to start, go back to the beginning

Its not what you Buy, Its what you Build

 

[1Scray]

Stay single....keep them all happy!

 

[SpaceCowboy]

Pick two:

Reliable, Inexpensive, and Powerful

 

[makejetskiinggreatagain]

Stay single....keep them all happy!

Marry early otherwise your only choices will be the crazy chicks

 

[N3vrSat1sfied]

you can scare a big mother F'er with a little pecker, no body wants to fight a naked guy.

 

[Captain PegLeg]

NO IS YES.

 

[restosud]

that's a software issue
that's a hardware issue

 

[Pablo]

It applies in medicine and jetskis:

The enemy of good is better.

 

[Freakie]

Be careful wot you wish for !

 

[brylon644]

NO IS YES.

No means yes
Yes means faster

 

[sledder88]

If you're not crashing, you're not riding hard enough!

 

[swapmeet]

Slow down, you'll go faster.

 

[bird]

If you can't find a forum with an answer to your PC problem, just reinstall windows it's faster.

 

[SUPERJET-113]

"It aint rocket surgery ..."

 

[bird]

He who hesitates, masturbates