No matter what a sit down rider tells you, never ride two dudes on a couch.

[SUPERJET-113]

"No matter what happens, never let go of the bars..."

 

[Dools]

Life is tough - wear a helmet

 

[makejetskiinggreatagain]

Slow down, you'll go faster.

this has never been so true in my life as it was today at work. Too bad i learned the lesson the hard way....lol

 

[zbomb88]

Don't force it, get a bigger hammer.

 

[durhamgoat]

If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.

 

[OCD Solutions]

Time waits for no man, and neither do I. Be at the pick up spot on time or find your own ride.

 

[mike b]

Since on the subject of jam

The difference between jam and jelly is I can't jelly my foot in your a$$ (can say this in many forms but this was the cleanest lol)

And if someone says "would I lie to you" or "trust me"....don't trust them

 

[TheBuzzard]

apparently you have mistaken me for somebody that gives a S#@*

 

[OCD Solutions]

I've told you a million times, stop exaggerating!!!

 

[Quinc]

"I ain't as good as I once was. But I'm as good once as I ever was"

 

[speedysprocket]

I see, said the blind man to the deaf guy...

 

[OCD Solutions]

I'm at that age where it takes me all night to do what I used to be able to do all night.

Confucius say, " Woman who fly upside down have crack-up"

 

[MCrider]

Trust your instincts

If you have to think twice about it you should probably wear a rubber...

 

[SVTPete83]

The ski ran harder then it evwr has!



Then it blew up...

 

[MCrider]

If you have to ask you can't afford it.

 

[MikeyB]

"Patience is bitter, but its fruit is sweet."


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[Lumpy]

Good, fast, cheap. Pick 2

 

[zbomb88]

Before searching all over the Internet, check with Jetmaniac...

 

[Yamakel]

Who do you believe? Me, or your tired old eye's?

 

[Pablo]

Per my granddad:

1. Focus on living. Dying is the easy part.

2. There are things worse than dying.