No matter what a sit down rider tells you, never ride two dudes on a couch.

[bird]

I don't know if there's a generic Jet Ski wisdom thread, but I was out riding the other day and kept telling myself "No matter another jet skier tells you, never ride directly into the sunset" as I rode directly into the sunset glare. Yeah it's a play on the Chris Rock song. Lets start a wisdom thread!!

I'll start.

"No matter how much money you put into your 550, it's still a 550"
(I started on a 550, thought I could make it beat SXRs at the time (2004), what a pipe dream!)

 

[j0hnny]

"no matter what you do in the end u will en up with a yamaha, mide as well just buy a superjet now" (i bleed green )

 

[OCD Solutions]

"Good decisions come from experience, experience comes from bad decisions"

 

[Schmidty721]

" no matter how hard you defend your case, Buzzard is always right"

 

[King Kang]

"If the seller says, "it has carb issues," it really means they have no idea what's wrong with the motor."

 

[MarkWalker]

If you can't fix it with a hammer, it must be an electrical problem....

 

[TheBuzzard]

good from far, far from good.

 

[OCD Solutions]

A 2 at 10 is a 10 at 2.

 

[snowxr]

Don't eat the yellow snow.
Never wear a Speedo. Even if you're European. Gross.

 

[Dools]

Yamaha SuperJet -- Fck the world

 

[jackmarcus]

When in doubt gas it out

 

[Brian_216]

Ask your engine builder.

 

[TheBuzzard]

A 2 at 10 is a 10 at 2.

i've never went to bed with an ugly chick but i've woke up with a gang of them

 

[sinisterjosh209]

If u can't duct it F@@@ it, and if u can't screw it, glue it!!

 

[aero92x]

People are born with intelligence, yet wisdom comes with age...

 

[Fro Diesel]

If youre worried about price....gtfo

 

[VXSXH20]

-Fu*k a bunch of jetskis

-Never trust a fart after 40

 

[TheBuzzard]

"Good decisions come from experience, experience comes from bad decisions"

the school of hard knocks is the one that you really learn from.

 

[mike b]

"Just cuz you can ride standing up, doesn't make it a jet ski"

"Money does't buy happiness. Well it does buy a jet ski, have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski?"

 

[MUFFINMAN]

Sit down to ski, sit down to pee