Freestyle RAFP - Riders Against Fist Pumping

[jetpilot08]

I like the guy at the end...

"We're going to go to greyland!...then we're going to go to surf slam!.....then we're going to go to world finals!..........BEEEEYYYAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[jetpilot08]

Do I need to get shirts and stickers made up?

Yes......"fist pumps for boobies"

 

[227]

Yeah haven't you guys heard of Malones latest sales pitch? He will personally teach you advanced fist pumping techniques with the purchase of every new EME hull!!!

 

[willcastner]

Now is a fist pump harder to perfect on a lightweight hull with a stock motor or and stock hull with a big motor?

Will

 

[motoman96]

Yeah haven't you guys heard of Malones latest sales pitch? He will personally teach you advanced fist pumping techniques with the purchase of every new EME hull!!!

Seems like his customers are fist pumping cause the product he sends out doesn't run and his willing to rectify the situation is non existent.

 

[Joker]

Seems like his customers are fist pumping cause the product he sends out doesn't run and his willing to rectify the situation is non existent.

I would be fist pumping him repeatedly in the jaw

 

[98gti]

I would be fist pumping him repeatedly in the jaw

And his womans twat.

 

[GIL]

And his womans twat.

Twat did you say Matt?

 

[98gti]

Twat did you say Matt?

Twat are you talking about Gilbert?

 

[willcastner]

Twat are you talking about Gilbert?

Lets twat get outta hand guys.

 

[waveblasta001]

this is greats subscribed**

 

[Half flip95]

crowd interaction (fist pumping) is a judged part of flat water freestyle? WOW! Thank god for racing!

 

[aytee]

this is greats subscribed**

way to subscribe to something that's been dead for a year... lol

 

[jetpilot08]

World finals is right around the corner..... good idea to bump this thread. Might be good for a few laughs.

 

[Tyrant1919]

I'll try to record the number of pumps per rider. Gather some statistics. Crunch some numbers. Get an average. See if there's any correlation between pumps per ride and rider hometown/homestate/homecountry, hull type, apparent skill, placement.

 

[jetpilot08]

That is actually one hell of an idea!

 

[EfX]

Glad it got bumped - I missed it first time around.
I think that dam stupid duck face that so many women make should also get the Riders Against treatment...chick douchery.

Should get a count on that too...

 

[willcastner]

I'll try to record the number of pumps per rider. Gather some statistics. Crunch some numbers. Get an average. See if there's any correlation between pumps per ride and rider hometown/homestate/homecountry, hull type, apparent skill, placement.

We 100% need a google spreedsheet on this. All stated catogories are perfectly relevant but one that went unmentioned is score/ranking in worlds. I would love to see if the fist pump(s) has a correlation to actually judgement and scoring.

On a side note I can't believe this came back from the dead. I wish I followed through with the RAFP swag. Im not good at following through on anything including my lackluster fist pump.


Will

 

[Tyrant1919]

K question... what qualifies as a fist pump? Does an up placed hand presented as if I'm displaying a beautiful set of diamond earing on the price is right count?

 

[bungeeguy]

This is such a funny thread! Bitches with duck face...lol