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I honestly don't remember the exact moment I started jet skiing. I wanted to try and connect with my jet skiing roots so while on a jetski trip I took some peyote at an Indian reservation back in the late 80s. Apparently my mother gave birth to me in the middle of the ocean on a boat. A storm hit, the boat sank and sharks began to circle us. But then, a very ugly mermaid that looked like a cross between a walrus and Whoopi Goldberg came and rescued us! She gave my mom a stand up jet ski to get back to shore. It was an old Kawi 440 so she squeezed me into the tray, stood on the gunwales and rode like 100 miles back to shore on one tank of magical mermaid gas that would shoot rainbows out the exhaust pipe when she back flipped it. The peyote started to wear off once we reached the shore though and I got my senses back. So that was a fun trip, but in all honesty, telling you that my mom got me into jet skiing is pretty boring and lame.
 
I honestly don't remember the exact moment I started jet skiing. I wanted to try and connect with my jet skiing roots so while on a jetski trip I took some peyote at an Indian reservation back in the late 80s. Apparently my mother gave birth to me in the middle of the ocean on a boat. A storm hit, the boat sank and sharks began to circle us. But then, a very ugly mermaid that looked like a cross between a walrus and Whoopi Goldberg came and rescued us! She gave my mom a stand up jet ski to get back to shore. It was an old Kawi 440 so she squeezed me into the tray, stood on the gunwales and rode like 100 miles back to shore on one tank of magical mermaid gas that would shoot rainbows out the exhaust pipe when she back flipped it. The peyote started to wear off once we reached the shore though and I got my senses back. So that was a fun trip, but in all honesty, telling you that my mom got me into jet skiing is pretty boring and lame.
...why? Your mom got me into, and let me into a lot of stuff!

Sorry. just had to.


and I like peyote, too. Just can't find the real shiz-zee anymore. Seems like everyone's a chemist these days.


That mermaid? She was my mom, sister, and uncle. Leave her out of this.
 
I began tinkering with airsoft guns when I was 14 years old. They were a grey area back then and customs would seize them when imported from Japan. My mother really disapproved of them and hated them. Some things I learned things were about gearboxes, gear reductions, electricity, batteries, and DC motors. My cousin introduced me into motocross and then I craved to have a street bike. I tore those things apart too. Gopeds. Cars. I would take it apart if I could. I wanted to build a kit car for Fieros so I was exposed to a ton of fabrication and fiberglass work. So I became an automotive mechanic and it was and still is a terrible job. My neighbor bought a 94 750 XI and neither of us ever rode a jet ski so I was the test dummy. I ended up buying a 98 XI and then I discovered stand ups online. Now I am going to college for mechanical engineering and I still disassemble, assemble, and break things. And to think - my mother didn't want me to have an airsoft gun!

College required me to write an essay like this. However I assume that 99.9% of jet ski riders don't have the attention span for a thing like that. I wrote that essay very well though!
 
Wanted something to do when I couldn't ride my sled. Was and still am into back country riding in mich. upper peninsula. Ride a 650sx one weekend, had one bought by the next weekend. Bought two superjets on a trailer with a buddy a year after that. Now my garage has two superjets, a 650sx, my buddies chopped up sn and a sn hull I've recently been working on. In between sanding and fiberglass dust, hours in the garage and a lot of money spent, my buddy says to me,"you know, we only got into this to get us through the summer, remember?" And I reply "ya.... Ya I do"


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^^^ Hey essay, what chu' talkin bout, gringo? I kan rite just as guude as chu, man.^^^

I like to tinker with her stinker.



Get back to work with that printer.

Haha exactly. Im not making fun of jet skiiers. It was wrong of me to label 99.99% of them with short attention spans. It would be more accurate to say that 99.99% of all people don't have the attention span. I am included. I read the first paragraph of the OP's post and then scrolled right to the bottom. Sorry roseand!
 

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Haha exactly. Im not making fun of jet skiiers. It was wrong of me to label 99.99% of them with short attention spans. It would be more accurate to say that 99.99% of all people don't have the attention span. I am included. I read the first paragraph of the OP's post and then scrolled right to the bottom. Sorry roseand!
It gets hella good! You should read it all Hahahaha. At least the last two paragraphs lol
 
Haha exactly. Im not making fun of jet skiiers. It was wrong of me to label 99.99% of them with short attention spans. It would be more accurate to say that 99.99% of all people don't have the attention span. I am included. I read the first paragraph of the OP's post and then scrolled right to the bottom. Sorry roseand!
Still more than i got through... I started scrolling and was like heck naw.. Then i kept scrolling.... And scrolling.... And scrolling... I think i wore a hole in my screen protector...

Rose, next time consider a "listen along" version.. Lol

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It gets hella good! You should read it all Hahahaha. At least the last two paragraphs lol

I read it. It was getting deep with feels for vendors and x-h2o'ers haha. Your father is a good man for helping you as much as he did. You should start playing with Inventor - it is a ton more fun than AutoCAD. Autodesk gives you a 3-yr trial with your student account.
 

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Still more than i got through... I started scrolling and was like heck naw.. Then i kept scrolling.... And scrolling.... And scrolling... I think i wore a hole in my screen protector...

Rose, next time consider a "listen along" version.. Lol

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I coulda wrote more.. This sport has done so much for me it's ridiculous lol
 

Roseand

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I read it. It was getting deep with feels for vendors and x-h2o'ers haha. Your father is a good man for helping you as much as he did. You should start playing with Inventor - it is a ton more fun than AutoCAD. Autodesk gives you a 3-yr trial with your student account.
Yeah man I'm spoiled with a great dad and family for sure. I've never used inventor! Only solidworks. I have a solidworks student version for the next few years to play with.
 

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Friend showed me a 300sx so I bought a 650sx girl liked it so got her a 550 wanted sj bought sj sold 650sx bought wave blaster sold 550 bought blaster hull built a 1100 blaster parted out 1100 blaster sold sj built a 900 backiechan for girl saved up built a 1105 kdx sold kdx hull bought dvx hull 4 year span
 

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I walked into my girlfriend's parent's garage and saw her brothers 650sx and 750sx and was like WTF are these devil machines. Then I looked them up on the internet and was like these things are legit. Then he let me ride them...and I was terrible. But it was so much fun and couldnt get enough. Thanks @tokarzl !!! miss ya buddy.

Then I built an X2 and one summer day, I was at their family's cottage and @Moto360 came over and he let me ride his rickter. I never thought I would ever ride a rickter. It was the coolest thing ever. When we were taking the rickter and another ski out of the lake, I got stung by 2 ground bees. Funny story...I didnt know I was allergic to them and I had been drinking all day. After about 20 minutes, I blew up like Will Smith in the movie Hitch after his allergic reaction. My girlfriend told me we had to go to the ER and on the way out of the cottage my last words were "If I die tonight, tell my mom I rode a Rickter."

Well.....I lived. Got a couple shots at the hospital and then my girlfriend took me to Taco Bell. I knew this was the sport for me after that.
 

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Lived on the water since I was 12. Summers were spent fishing, water skiing and chasing girls. A zillion years later I rode my brother Mark's Ultra 150 and thought that was pretty darn cool, and was telling my brother Dave how much I enjoyed it. He said "if you want to know what real fun is, wait here". He came back with his modded out 750SX. I got on that thing thinking I was gonna kill myself because I was 40 yrs old, but I took to it pretty naturally maybe because of all my years waterskiing. Loved it. Scanned Craigslist that same night and came to the realization that standups are a pretty rare commodity up here in the Northeast. Finally found a 1998 SXIPro for sale in Connecticut, and drove 3 hours down and bought it. Added some handling mods because that thing porpoised like crazy and had fun on that thing for two years but decided an SJ was a better route for me to go for what I wanted to be doing. Back to Craigslist, only to realize that finding a nice modded SJ up here is pretty much impossible. Finally found one for sale here on the 'X' by a member named Polar Bear. Drove 24 hrs round trip to Owens Sound Ontario Canada in a blizzard to pick that thing up. It was a great trip because I had my son with me, and we just goofed around the whole time. As a side note, Polar Bear was selling this thing because his girlfriend was making him so they could get married and buy a house. In my mind I was thinking "what kind of man lets his woman force him to sell his favorite toy?" But when we got there and were in his cellar and she came down the stairs.....let's just say I would have sold my soul, never mind my SJ, to keep her around. :)

Anyhow, besides my RN, I picked up a SN for my son a year later and did all the typical mods to it, then grabbed a blaster 'by accident'. I went to buy a two place trailer and this guy had a B1 sitting on another trailer. I'd never even seen a B1 before. The guy says "Tell ya what, if you buy the triple trailer, I'll throw in the Blaster". I figured, why not?. That B1 is now my daughter's and as her senior project for High School she tore it down to the hull, did all the necessary body work, I built her a paint booth under our porch, she painted it, turfed it, and we reupholstered the seat. She got an A+ and now has a cool looking B1 to mess around on. My wife has an old 1995 Kawi 750STS couch that we call the BarbieMobile because of the lovely lipstick and purple color scheme.

Jetskiing has brought a lot to my life. Most importantly it gives me something in common with my kids, especially my daughter, since my son has always been happy to hang with his Dad; my daughter, not so much. We haven't always seen eye to eye, to say the very least, but that B1 project was a turning point, and now riding together is just icing on the cake. I posted this before, a long time ago, but it is worth repeating. Jet skiiing has made me a better father and husband. If I come home stressed out from work and not in the best of moods to deal with people, all I need to do is walk in my basement, throw on some shorts and my vest, jump on my SJ and in 10 minutes I am a far happier person who is now in a great mood, which makes dealing with any family drama much much easier for everyone involved. Plus it keeps me from just grabbing a few beers to drown my workday sorrows.

Spending a day on the lake with the whole family riding is pretty much the best thing ever.
 
As a side note, Polar Bear was selling this thing because his girlfriend was making him so they could get married and buy a house. In my mind I was thinking "what kind of man lets his woman force him to sell his favorite toy?" But when we got there and were in his cellar and she came down the stairs.....let's just say I would have sold my soul, never mind my SJ, to keep her around. :)

Lmao this cracked me up.


Spending a day on the lake with the whole family riding is pretty much the best thing ever.

This statement is why I love jet skiing so much. There really is no better way to spend a day than at the beach with family and friends. It brings people together in a way that other events cant. No one is on their phones or ipads or laptops. You're there to socialize and have fun. I've been to the lake some days where I get so busy talking that I don't even burn up a gallon of gas. those days are rare mind you ;)
 
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