the trivial complaints thread

[swapmeet]

That feel when you ask a hull distributor for weight and price about product X and he:

• Sends you photo's of X & Y because they are available for purchase today even though you made it clear you're doing research and not in a hurry to buy.

• Offers to sell you his personal hull, then responds a day later saying its sold " " " " " " ' ' " " " " " " " " " " " " " ' " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " "

• Says he needs to get that weight info from the manufacturer.

How are you a distributor if you don't know the weight and price of the product you're distributing? I mean, those are pretty key things to know about a hull right? It's not like i'm wanting to buy a ham sandwich, i'm asking about a composite hull that costs almost as much as some new cars.

Finally he sends the weight with no price................
And sends it in Metric units.....




I'm like...

Are we not in the same country? A country that rejects any and all metric references whenever possible?












No its cool... I'll covert it myself.

You know, we're all enamored with the service that Jetmaniac provides, but really he's just doing business the way it should be done, and whats amazing is his average order is probably less than $200. It's not magic, he's just not retarded . He responds to inquires in a timely manner with accurate information, gets his product out the door in a timely manner. Regarding the level of product competency and response the individual i'm dealing with is showing, it honestly makes me want to distribute this product personally only because I'm pretty sure I could dominate the market based solely on my the level of customer support and professionalism I would provide.

/Rant

 

[Big Kahuna]

Average, My last order was freaking huge, like $16.00 and I had it in 2 day. He has built a business and reputation that is 2nd to none. I have been doing this for over 20 years now, Have had lots of contracts with many places that I have worked with and ordered parts from. Team Butch being my all time favorite and then Greater Yamaha 2nd. But neither can hold a candle to Chris.

 

[DAG]

That feel when you ask a hull distributor for weight and price about product X and he:

• Sends you photo's of X & Y because they are available for purchase today even though you made it clear you're doing research and not in a hurry to buy.

• Offers to sell you his personal hull, then responds a day later saying its sold " " " " " " ' ' " " " " " " " " " " " " " ' " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " "

• Says he needs to get that weight info from the manufacturer.

How are you a distributor if you don't know the weight and price of the product you're distributing? I mean, those are pretty key things to know about a hull right? It's not like i'm wanting to buy a ham sandwich, i'm asking about a composite hull that costs almost as much as some new cars.

Finally he sends the weight with no price................
And sends it in Metric units.....




I'm like...

Are we not in the same country? A country that rejects any and all metric references whenever possible?












No its cool... I'll covert it myself.

You know, we're all enamored with the service that Jetmaniac provides, but really he's just doing business the way it should be done, and whats amazing is his average order is probably less than $200. It's not magic, he's just not retarded . He responds to inquires in a timely manner with accurate information, gets his product out the door in a timely manner. Regarding the level of product competency and response the individual i'm dealing with is showing, it honestly makes me want to distribute this product personally only because I'm pretty sure I could dominate the market based solely on my the level of customer support and professionalism I would provide.

/Rant

But Zack can ride and that’s all that matters.

Q: how much does a hull weight
A: yooo duuuuude this ski is maaaaagicaaaaal. It will do everything you want it to do. What more do you want; haven’t you seen photos of me riding the gnargnar

Jk… but for real

 

[SXIPro]

So, last Tuesday I am working out at the gym and one of the trainers appears to be giving me the stink eye the entire time. I didn't know if maybe I was using equipment he wanted to use, or doing too many sets, or maybe he just liked my arse, but I basically ignored him like I always do. This morning I'm in there and this same trainer is putting his client through a new routine....MY routine from last week. I feel like going to the manager and asking for 50% of their personal training fee.

 

[Roseand]

My body is absolutely killing me from riding my new ski. Tight poles and light skis that like to be tossed around are tiring... And I'm only 20.

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[Lumpy]

chocolate

 

[makejetskiinggreatagain]

I used a bad word

Lmao! I don't know why that post was so funny but I almost died laughing!

 

[BruceSki]

Ghey

 

[mxmark4]

Went camping friday night and got rained on. Was wet but i was cool with it because i had made an awesome new tarp and just got done waterproofing it right before the trip. Well, the waterproofing didnt work so i woke up wet and cold and had to call the trip since everything i had was soaked. Lesson learned on not using commercially sealed and waterproofed gear.

 

[Pablo]

FML. Rains when I'm off and sunny when I work.

 

[makejetskiinggreatagain]

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10208227009938754

 

[Pablo]

New tires on my wife's car in August. In for oil change/tire rotation. Nail (BFN) in sidewall-edge requires replacing a brand new tire. Today's "oil change" hits me for $300. Nice.

 

[OCD Solutions]

No road hazard warranty?

 

[Pablo]

RIGHT ON Boyer. Will check that...totally forgot.

 

[SmittySX]

That feel when you ask a hull distributor for weight and price about product X and he:

• Sends you photo's of X & Y because they are available for purchase today even though you made it clear you're doing research and not in a hurry to buy.

• Offers to sell you his personal hull, then responds a day later saying its sold " " " " " " ' ' " " " " " " " " " " " " " ' " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " "

• Says he needs to get that weight info from the manufacturer.

How are you a distributor if you don't know the weight and price of the product you're distributing? I mean, those are pretty key things to know about a hull right? It's not like i'm wanting to buy a ham sandwich, i'm asking about a composite hull that costs almost as much as some new cars.

Finally he sends the weight with no price................
And sends it in Metric units.....
/Rant

Hahaha. Sounds like the Freestyle Factory and Backie Chan, Twangled, whatever the hell the company is.

 

[Mdavies_02]

I sold my spare ski I never rode this year and had to give him my battery from my freak to make it complete.

 

[SmittySX]

New hull arrived the other day and i wont be home from work till its snowing... UGH

 

[Pablo]

New hull arrived the other day and i wont be home from work till its snowing... UGH

The problem is u live somewhere that snows. Unless it's out west with snow u can ski on its pointless snow. That stuff up in the northeast might as well be rain.

Just busting chops.

 

[makejetskiinggreatagain]

All snow is pointless snow.

There, fixed it for ya.

I was going to have a couple of these printed but the wife said she wouldn't Be around me while wearing something that offensive. I asked my buddies and they also thought it was too much. Yet none of them had problems with the communist nazi EPA tee...wtf? I honestly didn't see much of a problem with it lol. Guess I just don't have much of a filter

 

[Big Kahuna]

ROFLMAO.............. I dont mind snow. I love snow............ Problem is, when it snows here, it turns to mush. and usually before it does that, it freezes. Have you ever been around frozen snow? I am talking about how it does here in the south. Literally everything freezes over. You do not drive in this mess. And if your caught in it. It is really dangerous and most do not know how to drive in it.