My Dictionary of Brap:
Brapophobia - The desire to buy a 3D
Brapophile - Someone who loves to shred
Braposis - A disease of the mind causing you to spend all your money on motor mods
Brapitis - Aching in the lower back from too much pole riding
Brapasaurus Mex - An extinct form of surf rider
Parabrapology - The study of supernatural jetskiers
Psychobrapia - Hallucinating about jetskiing after drinking too much Redbull
Brapanoia - The fear that one of your buddies will go bigger than you, forcing you to extremes
Brapatarsel - Your throttle finger
Bapumcision - Shortening your stock handle pole
Brapendectomy - Removing your motor
Cellular Braposis - Spending too much time on the phone arranging freerides
Brapolution - The evolution of longer and longer stroker cranks
Abrapolin - A hormone released by the smell of race gas causing the pulse to quicken balls to clench
Braptopia - A mythical place where the waves are always six feet, with 10 second spacing and glassy water between, the water temperature is 75 degrees, and where nude sunbathing is legal, but only for attractive women.
Brapometriosis - Sand in your scupper
OK, now my head hurts :biggthumpup: