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The route I take from the gym to my office in the morning takes me through 6 sets of traffic lights. On any given day on 5 of those lights, it's a toss up on whether I'll hit them green or red. Except for one light where it is ALWAYS red, and I mean ALWAYS. Doing the math, I've come to this light 624 times in the last three years. I believe once or maybe twice I've hit it when it was yellow, just turning red and snuck through. But never green....ever. This light is my nemesis. It taunts me. It is at the bottom of a very long hill so I can see it from a long ways back always green, staying green, teasing me, until I get within 100 yards or so, and then yellow...then red when I arrive at the light. I know what you are thinking. 624 times and never green; as far as statistics, odds, and probabilities go, that, sir, is impossible. Trust me, it's entirely possible.
Well, today was the day. Cruising down that never ending hill, there she hangs green and glowing, the temptress of my dreams and nightmares, remaining green as I approach....300 yards...green....200 yards...green...100 yards..green....50 yards......green....surely the traffic light Gods are being extra cruel today, antagonizing me, filling me with the slightest glimmer of hope that they surely will snatch away from me at the very last nanosecond....but NO!!, NO!! the light remains green and I sail through the intersection full of unbridled joy and a strange feeling of freedom, yes, sweet, sweet freedom!!!!
I am playing the Powerball today and every other LOTTO game at my local liquor store where I will be purchasing champagne to celebrate my traffic light victory and of course to celebrate the millions that will surely be coming my way when my numbers come in.
Well, today was the day. Cruising down that never ending hill, there she hangs green and glowing, the temptress of my dreams and nightmares, remaining green as I approach....300 yards...green....200 yards...green...100 yards..green....50 yards......green....surely the traffic light Gods are being extra cruel today, antagonizing me, filling me with the slightest glimmer of hope that they surely will snatch away from me at the very last nanosecond....but NO!!, NO!! the light remains green and I sail through the intersection full of unbridled joy and a strange feeling of freedom, yes, sweet, sweet freedom!!!!
I am playing the Powerball today and every other LOTTO game at my local liquor store where I will be purchasing champagne to celebrate my traffic light victory and of course to celebrate the millions that will surely be coming my way when my numbers come in.