Top reasons why the south is king...and the north AIN'T.

eastcoastjumper

eastcoastjumper

James
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Long Island
You right @JMew03 too many trendy, yuppie girls out here.

@Pablo not all pizza is created equal!

We have one "race track" on long-island. Riverhead raceway. In a town full of noise ordinances and regulations. It's less than a 1/4 mile circle pavement. Couple classes and weekend events.

No drag strips left anymore.

We have a few motocross spots left, or illegal trail riding.

Not allowed to launch jet skis off any ocean facing beach.

The land of no!
 
swapmeet

swapmeet

Brotastic
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Arlington TX
I dunno who tagged me but sweet baby Jesus there is no comparison.

Let's start with guns. I can't believe nobody has mentioned guns.
Illinois? New York? Tell me about what your carry. How many rounds does the government let you carry. 5. That's cute.
I can legally carry a AR15 pistol with a 60rd mag, as long as it's concealed.
Wanna know why? Because we can be trusted with firearms. I'm surprised northerners are allowed to have butter knives. I'm sure someone will push to ban those up there too... And y'all will vote those idiots back into office.
Speaking of people in Office, your glorious dictator "Lord Barry" hails form what great city? Oh yeah, the one with one of the highest crime rates in the country. Chicago. Hope you're real proud of that contribution to society.

And you want to talk about seasons? Ya'll get like 45 days of actual summer. Yeah, the high is 85* but then it's cold again in like 3 weeks. And your winters? %winters. Every time you have to go "shovel the drive" please think of me mowing my grass in shorts at the same time.

I like how someone brags that their car lives in salty conditions in the north. Like it's some badge of honor. I call that "depreciation."

What else......

Food? Hands down the south has the food game wrapped up. Sure, there are certain dishes that come from up north that are good... But please.... That food list that someone posted makes any rebuttal irrelevant!

Plus, people up north talk funny. Their rude, obnoxious, and terrible drivers.
Only time in the last 50 years that people in New York were nice to each other was after 9/11, and that didn't last unfortunately.

And women? Please...... The weather alone makes any other argument invalid. Girls can wear less longer here. They can exercise more cause they're not stuck in the house baking cookies because they're snowed in.

All y'all do up north is go to church and go to the bar. Y'all have bars like we have Starbucks and gas stations. And they're all little hole in the wall dimly bars.

BTW, I lived up north for a year so I'm not just pulling this out of my ass. Sure the Great Lakes are cool, but still you're riding season should have an asterisk next to it that says *dry suit required 4 of the 5 months we ride*

And last but not least. Economy.... Texas, fastest growing economy in the country. Detroit... In the toilet. Because of the government.



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Pablo

Pablo

sqeez bth levrs & lean bk
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georgia
Funny stuff swap. I do have family in Cleveland and Jersey so occasionally they'll bring something that tastes good to family functions. We vacation with the Cleveland crew every summer. Guess where the come to vaca...south.

The one store type I will concede is bakeries. U can't get good, fresh bread in the south unless ur in atlanta or a other major urban area, otherwise it's Panera or the grocery store for bread...I love it all: sourdough, French loaf or baguette, rye, pumpernickel. Pretty much any bread that's fresh and not out of a plastic sack.

The north is showing signs of improvement...I saw chick fila in Ohio. At least I can get decent sweet tea somewhere up there.


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JMew03

JMew03

The call me Mew Mew
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DFW,TX
Damn winter weather. I hate this crap. Woke up to 5 inches of snow on top of a layer of ice. Im not south enough I guess!
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Pablo

Pablo

sqeez bth levrs & lean bk
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Yep. Atlanta is mid 40's today and we're an hour south of there with 70*


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bird

bird

walking on water
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La Crosse, WI on the BIG River
comparing New York to the Midwest is like comparing Paris to Russia....

Guns, don't even get me started. Wisconsin, Iowa, Michigan, and Minnesota are very gun friendly, and we use them to actually hunt animals!

Fishing is way better up here, no I don't bass fish or go noodling.

Wisconsin was settled largely by Swiss, Norwegians, and Germans. We have better beer and cheese than most of the world... Fish Frys every Friday, Bars everywhere open from 8am-2am everyday. Many small towns known simply for ethnic meats, cheeses, bakeries, and BEER

I ride from March to December(last three years and counting), and I've never worn a drysuit. It's called growing up in the north and just being used to it. Today I went to work in Zero degree weather only wearing a sweatshirt, no gloves or hat. I was snow skiing Tuesday, I plan on Jet Skiing next Thursday.

The summer days last longer up here, nothing more annoying then ending an 80 degree day at 6pm because the sun is going down near the equator.... May, June, July, and August sun rises at 5AM and sets after 9PM.

You know Grant conquered more land than Napoleon and in a fraction of the time? It's called the Civil War, we won.
 
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DAG

DAG

Yes, my balls tickled from that landing
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Charlotte, NC
Your argument is invalid. The Mid Atlantic states have the best of the north and the best of the south. We host you southern states in the summer and you northern states in the winter. The hard part is making you go back home. just go home
 
Peter123

Peter123

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Houston, TX
DAG said:
Your argument is invalid. The Mid Atlantic states have the best of the north and the best of the south. We host you southern states in the summer and you northern states in the winter. The hard part is making you go back home. just go home
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It's like Walmart, sometimes convenience just wins out. ;)
 
AtomicPunk

AtomicPunk

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bird said:
comparing New York to the Midwest is like comparing Paris to Russia....

Guns, don't even get me started. Wisconsin, Iowa, Michigan, and Minnesota are very gun friendly, and we use them to actually hunt animals!

Fishing is way better up here, no I don't bass fish or go noodling.

Wisconsin was settled largely by Swiss, Norwegians, and Germans. We have better beer and cheese than most of the world... Fish Frys every Friday, Bars everywhere open from 8am-2am everyday. Many small towns known simply for ethnic meats, cheeses, bakeries, and BEER

I ride from March to December(last three years and counting), and I've never worn a drysuit. It's called growing up in the north and just being used to it. Today I went to work in Zero degree weather only wearing a sweatshirt, no gloves or hat. I was snow skiing Tuesday, I plan on Jet Skiing next Thursday.

The summer days last longer up here, nothing more annoying then ending an 80 degree day at 6pm because the sun is going down near the equator.... May, June, July, and August sun rises at 5AM and sets after 9PM.

You know Grant conquered more land than Napoleon and in a fraction of the time? It's called the Civil War, we won.
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1. I ride from March to November (too much going on in December)... never wore a westuit. What are these sweatshirts hats and gloves you speak of? You got us beat with the snow sports, skiing, shoveling, digging out cars, more shoveling.

2. When is fishing better? Ever hook a tarpon, kingfish, redfish, bonefish? Better yet, ever go spearfishing?

3. Tampa has some of the best microbrews in the US... (you can keep your Miller and Bud). Norwegian food? Like herring and other nasty fish? We got BBQ!

4. Sun sets at 9:00 during the summer, not 6:00...

5. Hitler conquered more land than Grant (but actually lost), not sure what the point is.

just bustin nuts....
 
Ducky

Ducky

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Charlotte, NC
DAG said:
Your argument is invalid. The Mid Atlantic states have the best of the north and the best of the south. We host you southern states in the summer and you northern states in the winter. The hard part is making you go back home. just go home
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Bitch, you aint gettin rid of me that easily!
 
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