The Penguin
triple secret probation
- Location
- down by the river
Here's what I learned:
1. 2 SJ's + riding gear in the back of a 1/2 ton truck will damn near bottom out the shocks and make driving 900+ miles each way a bit "dicey"
2. Iowa, Lousiana is not pronounced "I-o-wa" - it's "i-way"
3. Burger King in Iowa, LA gives a whole new meaning to "fast" food
4. Employees at the BK in Iowa are best described as "it" rather than male or female. Names like "L'il Salty" and "Chris" don't help in differentiating the men from the women.
5. If Royal Flush offers to meet you for lunch - he'll be late even though you give him 3 hours lead time.
6. "Jalitos Ranch" Hungr-buster at Dairy Queen. Be afraid...be very afraid.
1. 2 SJ's + riding gear in the back of a 1/2 ton truck will damn near bottom out the shocks and make driving 900+ miles each way a bit "dicey"
2. Iowa, Lousiana is not pronounced "I-o-wa" - it's "i-way"
3. Burger King in Iowa, LA gives a whole new meaning to "fast" food
4. Employees at the BK in Iowa are best described as "it" rather than male or female. Names like "L'il Salty" and "Chris" don't help in differentiating the men from the women.
5. If Royal Flush offers to meet you for lunch - he'll be late even though you give him 3 hours lead time.
6. "Jalitos Ranch" Hungr-buster at Dairy Queen. Be afraid...be very afraid.